Why when my wife make a smell she laughs? I not like it when she makes a loud one.?

Question

Only I must make. How do I tell her?

Answer 1

just say, " wife, when you make smell i not like when you laugh at smell and when smell is loud one......go rip it off in the bathroom, i no like sound either.....but when i make loud smell you will listen and like smell and we will enjoy together....you my wife and i must share all with you." hope that helps you out you big loud farting hunk of man!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Flatulence is not purposeful! - and there is no such thing as it being for one gender and not another.



Flatulence is the illness in which patient having excessive stomach or intestinal gas. This can result in uncomfortable feelings of bloating, as well as increased belching or passing of gas from the rectum. Flatulence occurs when a food does not break down completely in the stomach and small intestine. As a result, the food makes it into the large intestine in an undigested state.

Flatulence can be embarrassing, but it is a common problem and affects everyone at some point. On average, the majority of people passes gas 15 times a day but anything up to 40 times in one day is considered normal.

Causes

Flatulence is also known as farting; it is the act of passing intestinal gas from the anus. There is only two main causes of gas in the gastrointestinal tract. It is either swallowed air or it is produced by bacteria that normally inhabit the intestines, primarily the colon. Swallowed air is rarely the cause of excessive flatulence. The usual source is the production of excessive gas by intestinal bacteria. The bacteria produce the gas (hydrogen and/or methane) when they digest foods. The undigest food is primarily sugars and polysaccharides (e.g., starch, cellulose), because that have not been digested during passage through the small intestine.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

It's a bodily function, and you are kind of being sexist by saying that only you can make a loud "noise". But if it really bothers you, simply ask her politely if she would get up and make a "noise" somwhere else.

Answer 5

It in woman nature for man to not understand. Interesting creatures but think like boys at times. Teach her to pull finger of you for extra good times. Under cover of bed is very fun.

Answer 6

lol. Funny you mention that,I do the same thing to my husband,and laugh too! It cracks me up to see the look on his face! You see,I'm NOT shy about ANYTHING around him,we've been married for 8 years now and have three children.

Answer 7

oh wow, if i wanna rip as$ then i'm gonna laugh about it, my man laughs about it and there is nothing wrong with that! matter of fact............... there went one just now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it was nice and loud too. And by the way NO MAN CAN TELL A WOMAN WHEN SHE CAN FART.

Answer 8

listen Borat. Just give her a cork, tell her to stick it when you're around and she can make smelly loud one later when you're gone.

Answer 9

are u talking about farting? she's not allowed to and u r? get over yourself. if i were her, i'd eat tons of beans and then make a huge fart right in your face. i'd be hysterical and laugh and laugh in your face. hahahahaha

Answer 10

Lame.