englishman scottishman and frenchman walkin down the beach when they find a lamp. curiously they rub it and woosh, out pops a genie. he says he will grant them all 1 wish so the scottishman says i love scotland so much i want it the be among the greatest nations on earth, a mecca for import/export and the like. so the genie does it. next up the frenchman says i love france so much i'm sick of ridicule from outsiders so i want a wall 100ft high and 50ft wide so nothing can get in or out, that way france will be a better place for us french people. so the genie does it too. next up the englishman, he says he loves england so much too, then asks about the wall around france. the genie tells him dimensions and says nothing can get through the wall. so the english man says ok for queen and country.....fill it with water
2007-02-08 04:48:04 · 11 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! hahahah thats awesome!!!! =]
2007-02-08 04:55:29 · answer #1 · answered by Jewls 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fork the Frenchies!
2007-02-08 07:19:30 · answer #2 · answered by loveitorleaveit1111 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man O' man, delightful if it were so easy.
In the mid-West, there are still bumper stickers that say:
FIRST IRAQ, NEXT FRANCE
2007-02-08 06:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This in an unfunny variation or a much better joke.
2007-02-08 04:51:54 · answer #4 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a funny one. Haha.
2007-02-08 05:08:15 · answer #5 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-08 04:56:03 · answer #6 · answered by m.c. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh
2007-02-08 04:55:52 · answer #7 · answered by beatyfabolus67678589 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
def made me smile.thnx
2007-02-08 04:51:07 · answer #8 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No sir, I didn't like it.
2007-02-08 05:13:16 · answer #9 · answered by rambling vine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha.......
2007-02-08 04:51:25 · answer #10 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋