Subject: ASKING TOO MUCH
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> > A biker was riding along the California coastline when suddenly the
> sky
> > clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
> "Because
> > you
> > have been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
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> > The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so Ican
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> > anytime I want."
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> > The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
> > challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to
> reach
> > the
> > bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
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> > exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
> me to
> > justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
> think
> > of
> > something non-materialistic that would honor and glorify me. "
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> > The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord,
> I wish
> > that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels
> inside, what
> > she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
> cries, what
> > she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman
> truly
> > happy."
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> > The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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2007-02-08 04:31:43 · 16 answers · asked by ms01 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought it was cute and any one who is married would appreciate a good laugh like this
2007-02-08 04:44:51 · answer #1 · answered by timikayoung 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-02-08 12:42:46 · answer #2 · answered by carlos b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. I give it a 7 out of 10.
2007-02-08 12:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by mandapandaz80 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ms ... Have you seen what your question looks like? You've either pasted a bunch of text from an e-mail that's been forwarded a few times or there's something wrong with your computer. What ever the case, I don't know how you expect us to read it.
Good luck, but something needs to be fixed.
2007-02-08 12:41:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well dear it was kinda funny but understanding women is easy they are dingbats and men are idiots, we are just made different trying to understand one another just causes confussion and misunderstanding.
And I love women very much that is why I don't have one I guess hummm
2007-02-08 12:49:32 · answer #5 · answered by Tom Sawyer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I have that biker dude pleaseeeeeeeee.
good laugh 10/10.
2007-02-08 12:36:15 · answer #6 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
was alright 7/10 only for the fact that it was verry true
2007-02-08 12:39:52 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah-Ashleigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great....anyone with a partner would see that as spot on. even god cant understand the women folk ha
2007-02-08 12:38:04 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome copy and paste job.
It's so good I didn't other to read it.
2007-02-08 12:37:51 · answer #9 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
alittle long but good i lol
2007-02-08 12:51:27 · answer #10 · answered by maddog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋