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if you died by choking on the communion cracker?

would he feel sorry and give u a free pass into heaven?

or would he say, your fault for doing communion, i never meant it to be an ongoing ritual? ("thats what you get for pretending to eat me")

what do you think god would say?

2007-02-08 04:25:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

dunno if u ate some odd amount of saltines before u had it, u wouldnt have enough saliva... i think all do it differently, the one i went to werent exactly tiny peieces of bread.

2007-02-08 04:34:01 · update #1

16 answers

He'd say, "That's why I gave you the wine; to wash it down!"

2007-02-08 04:29:55 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0 3

by your tone I get you do not know or care to know what this "Communion cracker" really is.

This "ongoing ritual" is something you need to research for yourself. any attempt at trying to explaine it to you I expect will be dead end.

God would say "mmm"

2007-02-08 12:37:30 · answer #2 · answered by mllttsmn2 2 · 0 0

I wonder if that is even possible. They usually make them from wafers don't they so they melt in your mouth. Unless you inhaled it quickly I think you'd be ok. I'm sure that in the event that it did happen he would pity you for being so silly he would let you in.

2007-02-08 12:29:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Chip you are off your rocker. Earth To Meecus!

If you are saved in Jesus Christ, you will go to Heaven, no question there. God knows who are His sheep, and his sheep know Him! (John 10:14)

2007-02-08 12:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by Mandolyn Monkey Munch 6 · 1 0

I think he would find the death pretty stupid sounding and would let me in but first would give me a change to tell people not to eat crackers anymore.

2007-02-08 12:29:05 · answer #5 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 1 1

Living a good life is the main thing Chippy. How you die is immaterial.

2007-02-08 13:00:31 · answer #6 · answered by Sal D 6 · 0 0

He'd probably say: that's what you get for stopping the church from giving wine along with the cracker you schmuck!!

Vin

2007-02-08 12:29:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

If its time for you to die,,you will die...not matter wat you are doing.
He would feel great,,that you died doing somthing related to Him. Like in Islam...its believed,ppl who die parying,go to heaven.bcuz the last act they were doing on this earth was prasing God.
So dont worry
Be Happy :)

2007-02-08 12:42:13 · answer #8 · answered by jinie 2 · 0 0

God would say either 'Welcome' or 'go away, I never knew you'. It would depend on whether or not you accepted the free gift of salvation through Christ Jesus.

2007-02-08 12:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by padwinlearner 5 · 0 0

We ALREADY have a FREE PASS to heaven pal....His name is Jesus..

I'm surprised you haven't heard.

2007-02-08 12:29:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

What do you say we just cross that bridge if we ever come to it.

2007-02-08 12:29:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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