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A flood of lies.
A deluge of deception.
An overflowing treachery.

2007-02-08 03:43:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

Perhaps the people of Noahs day thought Noah was a little crazy. That is until the rain actually started to fall. Then of course, they all wanted to get aboard the Ark. But, once Noah had his Family and all the Animals That God intended, God shut the Ark and all on the outside perished.

If only they had listened to Noah, Maybe they would have had a place on the Ark.

2007-02-08 05:41:56 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Excuse me, but isn't your group the one that recently had a gay (or bi) minister preach against homosexuality, then go out and sleep with a male prostitute?

And then he and some other Christians claimed that he was "cured" and is now completely straight after just three weeks of counseling?

If there's a flood of lies and a deluge of deception, mister, you better check the source!

2007-02-08 11:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 1 1

I'm sitting here with my flowered shirt, cheap sun glasses and cross shaped ticket to Heaven waiting for the first train out of the world. I can think of no greater Joy then to go home today.

2007-02-08 11:51:16 · answer #3 · answered by Bye Bye 6 · 1 1

I hate boats. I'd rather counter lies, see through deception, and guard against treachery.

2007-02-08 11:52:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

That's the start of a pretty good poem.

2007-02-08 11:51:18 · answer #5 · answered by UFO 3 · 1 0

What on earth are you babbling about?

I mean, listen to yourself. You sound like a crazy person.

2007-02-08 11:47:48 · answer #6 · answered by A 6 · 1 2

I could probably get you some lithium if you want it. I feel pretty sure that you NEED it.

2007-02-08 11:51:45 · answer #7 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 1 1

And the lies are all rooted in Jesus, the Deceiver and Fraud, who did Satan's work well.

2007-02-08 11:47:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Having a bad day, huh?

2007-02-08 11:51:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Please go talk to a doctor.

2007-02-08 11:48:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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