ive had a guy say " whos your daddy?" - he was 20 years older than me!
and a very posh gentleman once asked " may i enter you?"
so whats been the funniest things you have heard?
2007-02-08 03:40:41 · 14 answers · asked by raggyann 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"My ex said it was small . . .Can you feel it yet"
2007-02-08 03:44:22 · answer #1 · answered by kittenwhiskers456 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why you make out you want to when it's obvious you aren't interested.
What's on the other channel.
Damm I have just remembered I forgot to buy another loaf of bread.
Needless to say the relationship is no more.
2007-02-08 04:06:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An ex started talking about a book review he'd heard on the radio on the way to my house. He was telling me how they'd reviewed three books and he'd read them all.
Yup - that's why he's an ex.
2007-02-08 03:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by Away With The Fairies 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when we were just married and my husband farted while we were in the middle of doing it , Had to stop cause i couldn't stop laughing so a fart is the funniest thing I've heard in bed.
2007-02-08 04:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by Mea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The Unibomber has tried to hang himself with his underwear in his cell while waiting for his trial to start." After that comment was made on the morning news, the sex was over since we were laughing to hard to finish.
2007-02-08 03:54:22 · answer #5 · answered by whatever2006 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In my youth I was working in a hotel in Scotland and a little drunk took this receptionist back to her room and got down to business after a lot of hard work she whispered in my ear take my tights off it will be easier to get it in .
2007-02-08 03:48:24 · answer #6 · answered by paulterrie 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I used to think it was hilarious to listen to the screams of my girlfriend of the moment when I held their head under the duvet & then fart very loudly until one girlfriend got hold of my dangly bits & threatened to rip them off if I didn't let her out.
2007-02-09 04:42:50 · answer #7 · answered by Happy Hobbit 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ususally 'Seinfeld' re-runs. I sometimes watch tv in bed- lol
2007-02-08 03:47:12 · answer #8 · answered by down2earth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He broke wind, then said to me " Your so good, that your making me loose control", then asked if he could do it again.
2007-02-08 03:48:49 · answer #9 · answered by J J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It feels like its in my stomach lol
2007-02-08 05:39:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've had some weird guy's.
2007-02-08 03:45:12 · answer #11 · answered by chickadee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋