The teacher asked the children what there fathers did for a living.All the typical answers came out-fireman,Policeman,Salesman,singer etc.But Billy was being quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
My father is a male stripper in a gay club:he takes his clothes off for men.
The teacher gives the other children some classwork to do and took Billy aside to ask him if that was true.
NO said Billy,he plays cricket for England,but i was just too embarrassed to say.
2007-02-08 03:38:19 · 18 answers · asked by wozza.lad 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one ,after the recent events in aus,I think i would say something similar.
2007-02-08 03:44:51 · answer #1 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this joke on here about a fortnight ago ,but I still find it very amusing. Anyway shock-horror England have just won a cricket match in Australia .
2007-02-08 11:45:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny from a Brit
tink x
2007-02-08 13:01:32 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After last night, I think the same could be said about our football team.
2007-02-08 12:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... you made that one up didnt you! look at it this way!
is it really england's team???
with all people from all over the world emmigrating here, they are bringing their own countries traits in! so it is not actually the english that are bad! lol
2007-02-08 11:43:11 · answer #5 · answered by im*horny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the best jokes are english domination of sport in the face of foreigners and everything non sporting that "owns" =)
www.freewebs.com/amblesmile
2007-02-08 14:18:06 · answer #6 · answered by amblesmile 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats cricket and where is this England
2007-02-08 13:58:35 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a limey, I take offence to this, but I enjoyed your innuendo and reference to homosexualty.
2007-02-08 11:43:18 · answer #8 · answered by Melvin the retarded emu 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
nice one lol
2007-02-08 11:41:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol xcellent
2007-02-08 11:43:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋