Well at least that is what she said.lol She is 2.5. I was emptying the ddishwasher and she said "Hey mommy! You spit on me!" I looked at her confused for a second. Then I realized what had happened so I told her "No babe It is water dripping off the dishes, see?" I showed her but she still claimed "No mummy I saw you." LOL
Share some of your stories?
2007-02-08 03:23:20 · 20 answers · asked by rybo510 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
4year old daughter -
heard the words "poor house" in a song and asked me to point one out if i saw one while driving because she wanted to know what they looked like
told me the reason the dog bites her a little when they are playing is because she has bones and everyone knows our dog loves to eat bones. (okay, gotta admit, that one creeped me out a little )
you get the good mommy award today - doing dishes and having fun with your baby at the same time - 100 points!
2007-02-08 03:34:15 · answer #1 · answered by mommynow 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Aww, how cute...I'll have some personal stories from my own kid soon enough - I'm about 20 weeks pregnant with my first. :o) However, I do have a good one about my 5 yr. old sister (who was 3 at the time this occured): We went to visit our grandmother one day. She always has lots of fruit and other goodies in the house, but my sister loves grapes in particular. So, "Gwanny" would always have those big, juicy grapes waiting for us. My sister, Daisha, asked me if she I could get her some "gwapes." I told her no...she had to ask "Gwanny" first. So, she went and asked...I heard my grandmother say, "not until you get all those damn toys off of the porch!" (Mind you...my grandmother had been stepping all over - and almost falling because of - all my sister's toys being all over the place). I was already outside sitting on the porch because I was watching Daisha, so I saw her when she flung the door open and started (in a very grumpy way) picking up her toys. I said, "What happened? What are you doing now?" She replies, "I'm picking up all these damn toys off the porch!!" I nearly died of laughter. :o)
Moral of the story: ALWAYS watch what you say in front of and/or to kids...chances are they are sure to repeat it!
2007-02-08 04:17:17 · answer #2 · answered by MissDiva1228 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your story is cute! have a couple of my own!
***I'm 33 weeks pregnant with my first baby. I was talking on the phone to my 4 year old niece, and she was telling me how excited she was to be coming to visit me and the baby at Easter (i live 8 hours away from her). She said she was really excited b/c now she would get to be a big sister!
***Before i got pregnant, i was working with one of my 5 year old students on a Friday (i am a speech therapist and provide one on one therapy to children). She asked me if i was sad that i would not see her or any more children that week (she knew she was my last appointment for the week). I said that i would miss her, but i like going home and spending time with my husband. She then asked me if i had kids, i told her 'no'. then she asked, why i bothered to get married if i didn't have kids! what else are boys good for?
2007-02-08 07:35:42 · answer #3 · answered by Kirsten 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That is so cute.
I have soooooo many stories that I could share with you, but I will refrain from doing so.
I will tell you this though: my daughter is almost 2 and she is already telling me how her day went. A few words is all she needs for me to understand what she's trying to get at. And a few weeks ago, she actually told on the babysitter's daughter! She evidently got in trouble for something that day and my daughter just couldn't wait to tell me about it!
Kids are just so adorable.
2007-02-08 03:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by ticktock 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok I have many but will share 2 with you.
When my daughter was about 2, I remarked to someone that she has my eyes........she looked up at me with this horrified look on her face and said,
"No mommy, I have my OWN eyes!!"
Same duaghter, when she was about 6, had walked in on me in the bathroom and noticed I had my period. She was grossed out but I explaned it in words I thought she could understand. I thought that was the end of it.
A week or so later her grandmother took her to Ponderosa for dinner and she was climbing on the chair and bouncing around and her grandma said to her, "Heather, sit down before you fall and make yerself bleed."
My quick thinking girl said back in her loudest 6 year old voice,
"NU HUH grandma you only bleed when yer on yer PERIOD!
Oh just one more, same daughter.......
Grandma took her to the races and to save money said that Heather was 5. (She was almost 7) Heather walked through the gate and to the back of the ticket booth, put her hands on her hips, looked at the lady and said,
"Do I LOOK like a FIVE year old??"
2007-02-08 08:35:39 · answer #5 · answered by TJ 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I was showing my 4 year old nephew some old pictures and he asked about a picture of my mom taken when his mother was only a baby. I explained that it was Granny holding his mother as a baby. He looked over at my mom than back at the picture and said, "Oh you mean before Granny got wrecked and wrinkled". My mother laughed so hard she almost fell out of her chair and that was her favorite story to tell others.
2007-02-08 03:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by Country girl 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
My little sister was so excited about our aunt coming to visit that when I said she was here needless to say my 3 year old sister took off running for the sliding glass door not realizing the screen was shut on it she ran straight into it and bounced right off like a bouncy ball! LOL
2007-02-08 03:28:13 · answer #7 · answered by Brittany 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
That is really cute and funny. That is something you will want to bring up to one of her boyfriends(when she is old enough) because it is so funny. My mom used to do stuff like that to me, I'm married now and she still does it. It's a good way to remind me of how silly I was when I was a little girl.
2007-02-08 04:11:59 · answer #8 · answered by avwangelbug 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it is great that you are writing about something uplifting and cute to brighten everyones day. I can't wait to have cute stories like these of my own.
22 weeks Pregnant with my first
2007-02-08 03:44:10 · answer #9 · answered by neicee 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
At Thanksgiving, I was taking the "goodies" out of the bird. I gagged when I pulled out the neck. I had to show it to my boys because they love gross stuff. I said, "Some people put the gizzards in the stuffing, ew."
Later at dinner, I passed the bowl of stuffing to my son, and he said, No way I'm not eating that, it has "Geezers" in it!
2007-02-08 03:33:05 · answer #10 · answered by ઈтєlly 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋