i am currently waiting to pass a drug screen for the army national guard and need to wait until the THC is out of my system and am tired of waiting...i am 23 years old and have been smoking everyday since i was about 15. anybody have any tricks besides the whole "drink lots of water!" answer?? any advice would help!
2007-02-08 03:12:56 · 14 answers · asked by niggondaroof 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
6 months, enlist later, you're still young.
2007-02-08 03:17:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The "armed service" recruiters themselves will tell you...
Water, water and water.
the two day before testing thing,
you need to drink TONS of water
as the told my ex who smoked daily for years more then you have been ...and also signed up while we were at "war"
"if your eyes are open you are drinking water"
it works because it confuses your system
by the time you get there it is running right through
most the drinks are tested for now too
but plz consider the fact that you will not have access to said product and bringing your use to such a sudden stop is bound to have ill effects you will have to handle it the worse of circumstances.
As for the it only takes a few days to get out of your system but a year from your hair...with daily use it takes AT LEAST 30 days for THC to leave your system and even then a positive result is possible as THC is stored in our fatty cells
2007-02-08 03:29:34 · answer #2 · answered by Candy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am on state parole. I smoke pot at least 3 to 5 times a week. I have never failed a drug test because I do this...thc stores it self in your fat cells and in your stomach lining, which is why when you get stoned and get the munchies and eat, you lose some of your high...the food is absorbing some of the thc. now water and oil do not mix, so drink 2 shot glasses of olive oil about 90 minutes before your test. start to drink water. about 10 glasses of water does the trick. take that first piss and go in to take your test. your second piss is for the test. the oil coats your stomach lining, the water simply flushes thru with out touching your stomach lining and does not absorb any thc. the first piss is what was already in your bladder before you drank the oil. the second piss is the clean thc free water you just drank. when you take the test , piss some out first into the toilet then into the bottle. this works. cost you no more than the price of the oil. I have been doing this regularly for 51/2 yrs now with not one dirty urine test.
2014-01-29 01:42:23 · answer #3 · answered by Mary Ellen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There isn't much because all those pills and drinks you can buy that clean out your system are usually now tested for so you ended up screwed. All you can really do is not smoke and drink water. My friend used to get drug tested every week, she would smoke every day until 2 days before and drink massive amounts of water....she was clean every time! Good luck!
2007-02-08 03:17:12 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait for thirty days after your last smoke. There is nothing that 'cleanses' your system of THC. There are many claims to the like and many ways to cover it up, but if you are dirty and they administer the appropriate tests, it will be found in your system. Thirty days is the only way to be sure it will not be detected.
2007-02-08 03:23:29 · answer #5 · answered by acesfourpal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They have found that THC is one of those sticky molecules that stay in your system for a long time. There is no trick. It is a time thing. Lots of water doesn't help if you are hanging around with other people who still do toke - second hand smoke is just as potent as first hand.
2007-02-08 03:23:09 · answer #6 · answered by ButwhatdoIno? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go to a health store and find Niacin. don't get it at wal-mart or a regular drug store because it's hard to find the kind that is not "flush free". take several pills. your goal is to "overdose" on it but it's ok, it's not a medication, it's a vitamin. you will feel flush and then you will feel hot and then you will pee orange. do that once a day for three days and forget the water, drink lots of cranberry juice. those two together ought to clean out anybody after a few days.
2007-02-08 03:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by Wesley 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well there....If it is that important
to you to be in the military, I suggest you stop taking drugs all together, not look for ways to get it out of your system. To be in the military, you need to be totally on point, and frankly, the U.S. military does not want drug users defending their country.
2007-02-08 04:18:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They sell a herbal drink at the local head shop,,follow directions.Cranberry juice helps too.I recommend both.
2007-02-08 03:16:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pickle juice. get a jar of pickles and drink the juice. Do this twice a day five days before the test. it's living hell, but your test results will be heaven.
2007-02-08 03:16:45 · answer #10 · answered by The Indigo Cobra 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop smoking it, or stay out of the service. They will tell you from day one; if you use it...we will catch you, and believe me they will. "Tricks" are not gonna help you here, everybody who uses in the service gets caught eventually...so stop using, or stay home. Seriously, if you've been smoking dope daily since 15, the military is not your best choice.
2007-02-08 03:20:20 · answer #11 · answered by woobinator 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋