2007-02-08 03:10:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes I have, I want to be prepared and ready. : )
2007-02-08 11:25:56 · answer #1 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Matthew 25:1-13
1 "Then the kingdom of heaven will be comparable to ten virgins, who took their lamps and went out to meet the bridegroom.
2 "Five of them were foolish, and five were prudent.
3 "For when the foolish took their lamps, they took no oil with them,
4 but the prudent took oil in flasks along with their lamps.
5 "Now while the bridegroom was delaying, they all got drowsy and began to sleep.
6 "But at midnight there was a shout, 'Behold, the bridegroom! Come out to meet him.'
7 "Then all those virgins rose and trimmed their lamps.
8 "The foolish said to the prudent, 'Give us some of your oil, for our lamps are going out.'
9 "But the prudent answered, 'No, there will not be enough for us and you too; go instead to the dealers and buy some for yourselves.'
10 "And while they were going away to make the purchase, the bridegroom came, and those who were ready went in with him to the wedding feast; and the door was shut.
11 "Later the other virgins also came, saying, 'Lord, lord, open up for us.'
12 "But he answered, 'Truly I say to you, I do not know you.'
13 "Be on the alert then, for you do not know the day nor the hour.
2007-02-08 11:16:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Lots and lots, but I keep trying to stock up on more, because I just can't seem to get enough of it. That hour sure is approaching, and this world is in need of some correction and some disipline; and boy, is it ever gonna get some......
2007-02-08 11:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Enough for 8 hrs.
2007-02-08 11:15:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
are you aware the people in biblical times thought they were living during the midnight hour? Where is this Jesus?
2007-02-08 11:16:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Even better. I have a backyard nuclear breeder reactor which feeds into a nuclear thermopile to generate 50 megawatts. I use it to power lasers.
If this Jesus freak shows up, I'm blowing up his UFO.
Until then, I'm just sending random signals out to any aliens that might be out there.
2007-02-08 11:14:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
I sure hope so because I know of no merchants around here
2007-02-08 11:13:57 · answer #7 · answered by Midge 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I certainly hope so, I wouldn't want to be like the foolish virgins.
2007-02-08 11:17:39 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes. Many are "asleep at the wheel", though.
2007-02-08 11:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by TubeDude 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't need any 'oil' because I know God ...
2007-02-08 11:31:23 · answer #10 · answered by Kris L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋