One day Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Just put in a sample of your urine, and it will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs $10!
Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks...
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try.
(contd. below...)
2007-02-08 03:04:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its lights, and printed out the following analysis: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant ... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better.
2007-02-08 03:06:22 · update #1
LoL funny i really liked that one
2007-02-08 03:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
some jokes are humorous some jokes at the instantaneous are not some people get it some people do not what's lame to you ought to not be lame to me some are humorous some are funnier count number on the individuals humorousness.
2016-12-03 21:49:29 · answer #2 · answered by matis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the funniest joke I've ever heard, Excellent joke!
2007-02-08 03:11:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Very funny
2007-02-08 03:14:23 · answer #4 · answered by sara123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not a joke , that very same thing happened to me last week.
2007-02-08 04:49:27 · answer #5 · answered by Zammo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute and funny
2007-02-08 03:08:50 · answer #6 · answered by hdf69 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's an old one too... and not that lame at all... kinda funny actually
2007-02-08 03:09:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was soo funny i almost peed in my pants ahhhh hahahaha
2007-02-08 03:16:47 · answer #8 · answered by Lenalu23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny actually
2007-02-08 03:11:06 · answer #9 · answered by David 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before...trust me its way FUNNIER if u learn spanish and heard it like that...but yeah...if jerks arent jerks then yeah...its pretty funny
2007-02-08 03:09:06 · answer #10 · answered by ♥4'10♥so_what 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋