Hello all. I want to do a practical joke on my wife. We both speak Spanish but not Italian. I want to (in the middle of the night while she´s sleeping) start making exorcist noises and start saying some phrases in Italian, which she knows I don´t speak. What could I say in Italian, that would be associated with an exorcism and how would I pull the joke off? Also, when she starts freaking out, and I start laughing...would you dump me or would you think it was really funny?
2007-02-08 02:45:45 · 8 answers · asked by nassim420 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mangerò la vostra anima
I will eat your soul
Grandinano il diavolo
Hail the devil
L'alimentazione della volontà satan distrugge il vostro vaso mortale
The power of satan will destroy your mortal vessel
2007-02-08 02:52:54 · answer #1 · answered by Krayden 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If she doesn't understand Italian, she wouldn't know what you were saying anyway, so I guess you could say anything in Italian, but I suggest stuff pertaining to God, the devil, etc...
As for shock value, it would probably startle her, but she would think that you are talking in your sleep - unless you also fake a violent seizure or something. Put water on your face to make it look like you're sweating, maybe fake blood in your mouth (don't stain the sheets!) or even red/white colored contacts in your eyes.
About her dumping you, I guess you know her better than me and you have to live with her after that!
Instead of you doing it, why not have a friend or relative spend the night at your place and have them be the person that has to be exorcised - that way you only get half the blame!!
2007-02-08 02:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by Zd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to speak Italian,I believe they speak Latin,in that religion or they use too.
2007-02-08 03:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
per toutti spaghetti confogi et per me un pocco do fromagio
(spelling is wrong for sure and it means, for everybody spaghetti with mushroom and or me a little piece of cheese)..
oh and i would freak out if my husband starts screaming in a foreign language in the middle of the night..poor her i would not want to be in her shoes..
2007-02-08 02:51:49 · answer #4 · answered by gone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you go through with it, dont be suprised if you find yourself committed the next day
i hope your wife is real easy going and you can watch constantine for an idea of what to say
2007-02-08 02:58:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but make sure it's realistic, watch some exorcism videos first
2007-02-08 02:48:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke is fine.. but i think it's better to omit the exorcism part...
2007-02-08 02:58:57 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She would be scared of you. Get a better joke!
2007-02-08 02:49:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋