I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to
enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
rekindling a little of that "magic".
"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would
still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to "***** off..."
2007-02-08 02:41:10 · 2 answers · asked by Krazykraut 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles