2007-02-08 02:13:46 · 18 answers · asked by mat l 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how do you catch a unique rabbit?
unique up on it!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
tame way, unique up on it...
lol i love that joke....
2007-02-08 02:17:08 · answer #1 · answered by L 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - is he still wrong?
10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
11. Is there another word for synonym?
12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
2007-02-08 02:19:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
There was a man that entered his local newspaper's pun contest ten times. He really wanted to win, but no pun in ten did. ;)
What do you call cheese that isn't your own? NACHO CHEESE!
How do you make a tissue dance? PUT A LITTLE BOOGIE IN IT!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO!
There was a nun in a room taking a bath, and there's a knock at the door. "Who is it?" she asks. "It's the blind man, can I come in?" She thinks about it for a minute and says, "ok, you can come in." He comes in and says "nice t!ts, where should I hang the blind?"
2007-02-08 02:32:04 · answer #3 · answered by GLSigma3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?
Anyone can Roast Beef.
Enjoy
2007-02-08 02:35:33 · answer #4 · answered by BoRNACiD 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walkin
2007-02-08 02:16:38 · answer #5 · answered by aslongasitrocks 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender say "Why the long face?"
2007-02-08 02:16:44 · answer #6 · answered by Skyhawk 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man walks in to a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but underwear made of Saran wrap.
The physciatrist says "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
2007-02-08 02:17:42 · answer #7 · answered by JustSo 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
What does Clemson Tigers and pot have in common?
they both get smoked in bowls
thats for all us gamecocks fans out there
2007-02-08 02:16:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
2007-02-08 02:17:19 · answer #9 · answered by Learning Conformity 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
did you hear about the oriental couple that had a black baby?
they named him "sum ting wong"
2007-02-08 02:20:40 · answer #10 · answered by Cornell is Hot! 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋