An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world.
After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart.
The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.
So she shot herself in the left kneecap.
2007-02-08 01:49:14 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like , very good..
Try this one.
Two elderly women are sitting on a bench out side a convention hall when one says to the other.
You know martha , now that I getting close to leaving this world, I sometimes wish I had been a little more wild when I was younger , my life would have been more fun.
Well Alice it's never to late to have fun, and do new things.
Well then martha , what do you think about us going into
that building, takeing off all our cloths, an running rite thru the middle of that flower show.
Stunned the friend says, ALICE theres no way I could do something like that, but if you get arrested I'll bail you out.
Alrite says alice you wait hear, and she heads for the door.
After a few minets the woman out side hears loud chearing comming from inside. Then after another thirty minets her friend exits the building carring a large trophy.
ALICE I can't belive you went thru with it. What happened.
On the verge of tears the woman replies,.
I WON FIRST PLACE FOR BEST DRIED ARANGEMENT!!
2007-02-08 02:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by degesetay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey - cool joke and still laugh even though i have heard it beofre - in a different version
cos i heard it like this
the whole woman wanting to die so she can join her husband in heaven
then she asks doc where her heart is and later in the day the old woman is taken to hospital wiv a bullet wound in her knee
same punch line though - and still funny - lol
2007-02-08 10:02:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loved the joke......Now.. Can you tell me where a woman's "yet" is????
Still wondering about that....All I know is on the news,they said a woman was shot and the bullet is in her "yet"..!!
2007-02-08 10:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man!! Funny but feel painful!
2007-02-08 10:49:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 7/10
2007-02-08 10:22:57 · answer #5 · answered by singledad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Love it
2007-02-08 10:04:12 · answer #6 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
H I L A R I O U S !!!!!!!
I didn't know you knew my Grandma. Small world huh?!
2007-02-08 09:58:06 · answer #7 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard it before, but i still get a chuckle.
2007-02-08 10:03:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha..an 8...thanks for the laughs
2007-02-08 10:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was great!! I just hope it's not me some day!!! LOL!!
2007-02-08 10:09:26 · answer #10 · answered by unicorns_77 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋