2007-02-08 01:43:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He thinks its really funny. I just saw him the other day walking through the desert with a shovel over his shoulder giggling hysterically. That wacky Satan.
2007-02-08 01:49:10 · answer #1 · answered by Murazor 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That old coot. Trickery, pure nastiness. Only stupit, undedumacated nonbeleevers think that dinasaur bones and fosils are rial n e way.
Maybe the dinosaur bones are the body of God and the fossils are his paintings. Maybe there is a little elf who steals a sock from each laundry so no one ever has a matching pair. Perhaps the lauded Emperor Penguin is real and we are all but a figment of his imagination.
Silly nonbeleevers. Trix are for baby goats.
2007-02-08 11:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's all a clever ploy to sell more ice cream ( Lucy Fur has invested heavily in international cartels that smuggle the precious sweet sweet cream! ) It's a well documented fact that archaeologists can get kids to eat more ice cream when blathering on about dried up old "alleged" Dinosaur bones. Well of course anyone who is the least bit Bible edumacated can tell You there is no such thing what with the world being created a mere six thousand years ago, yep; it's all about ice cream. Devilishly simple plan, but it's working!
2007-02-08 02:05:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell me something,that guy is really mean, I caught him on cam planting bones of dinosaurs, I even arrested and tied him up then called the Police, but when i told the Police i caught the red Satan himself, the Lucifer, they laughed and banged the phone, so I let the guy walk. The guy is bad he trying to trick us away from heaven lol but 4 me , i already got my own house in up town heaven, .
2007-02-08 01:55:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It makes it easier to discern unworthy souls! Bwhahahaha!
No honestly, the bones are there because dinosaurs are an ancient reality of this planet. There time has come and gone and now is the time of the biped, the so called "intelligent" man.
Do not think that the Morning Star would belittle himself to gardening!
2007-02-08 01:46:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blasphamy
It is not Stan but Flying Spaghetti Monster who keeps planting dinosaur bones and fossils. He do it for testing our faith.
RAmen
2007-02-08 01:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by Born again atheist 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He is a trickster. I also noticed he has been planting pesky scientific findings, just to undermine the word.
Why just recently, scientists discovered there was a physical difference in the brain makeup of Gay people, vs strait people. That darned ole Satan must have either tricked those scientists or changed the brains in the Gay participants in that study. We all know gayism is a choice and couldn't be a created physical difference. That would mean that God was creating Gay people to then persecute them. Satan is a jerk
2007-02-08 01:51:51 · answer #7 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me Techlish dnt write words u dnt understand . . . Isaiah eh ? i think of that ur faith broke each and every of the guidelines already specially the 1st one with the trinity ! ! So yea its made by means of devil aka paul ! And answering the question devil didnt do such stupid element portray each and every of the bones everywhere with OLDNESS appear like uninteresting activity even for devil !
2016-12-17 12:06:17 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know you are trying to be cute, sorry its not working. I don't doubt there were dinosaurs on the earth way before man. that doesn't take anything away from the bible. have a nice day.
2007-02-08 01:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
At the risk of stating the obvious, to keep you walking funny?
2007-02-08 01:49:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋