A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."
The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
2007-02-08 01:11:10 · 9 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a funny one! sorry but i dont put smiles no more!
2007-02-08 12:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-02 21:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reckon the barber was using a cut throght rasor becuase if so i reckon he would soon be using it for what the name implies.
2007-02-08 01:14:52 · answer #3 · answered by Krayden 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brings a whole new meaning to a cut throat shave - jus hope he didnt make the name true though -knowin some ppl -they would!!1
2007-02-08 02:15:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's should teach you to keep your mouth shut
2007-02-08 01:15:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-02-08 01:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope that barber didnt...."slip"!
2007-02-08 01:16:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!
2007-02-08 01:27:59 · answer #8 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!
2007-02-08 06:35:16 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋