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LAS VEGAS...

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS. THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING, DID YOU?

2007-02-08 00:02:51 · 9 answers · asked by Jade22 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

unexpected -- hehe

2007-02-08 00:15:24 · answer #1 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 0 0

I bet their names are Alvin, Simon and Theodore.

2007-02-08 00:06:48 · answer #2 · answered by Grim 4 · 0 0

I didnt see that giant waste of time coming.

2007-02-08 00:18:25 · answer #3 · answered by justin_49ers2001 2 · 0 0

ok, notreally funny, its like the piece of useless information of the day

2007-02-08 00:41:35 · answer #4 · answered by germanrose20 2 · 0 0

Didn't know monks were catholic!!!

2007-02-08 00:19:54 · answer #5 · answered by Zammo 2 · 0 0

hahaha

2007-02-08 00:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0 0

Not funny!

2007-02-08 00:07:15 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 2 · 0 0

no

2007-02-08 00:09:40 · answer #8 · answered by Sunrise 2 · 0 0

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

2007-02-08 00:12:28 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0 0

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