My cat - a creature of ill deed and wicked intent - has recently started wearing frilly French knickers, six-inch stilettos and pink lipstick. Should I be worried about his transvestite pretensions?
2007-02-07 23:54:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wouldn't worry my cat did something similar to what you are talking about and I just let him live out his fantasy and now things are pretty much back to normal except for the lipstick. Make sure that if it comes to having surgery you really talk him out of it because the cost is outrageous. Vets who actually do this are so expensive it is ridiculous
2007-02-08 00:00:46 · answer #1 · answered by miseryluvscompany 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like hes needing some attention...take him shopping and buy him some fishnets and a whip....it'll boost up his self-esteem and let him know u accept who hes is as a Feline American, and wont judge his lifestyle choice!
2007-02-08 08:48:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How the hell should I know?
My cat insists on sitting upside down on my glasses.
One day, I sneezed, she fell off, landed on the keyboard, and rebooted my PC.
She's back where she belongs now,
"Nice kitty, now cut it out. I told you to use the other PC to visit those kitty porn sites."
2007-02-08 08:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course not.. and don't worry about that funny liquid in your shorts, it's nothing I promise.
2007-02-13 12:48:35 · answer #4 · answered by luna a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i should admit u into a nutty hospital
at least i will get some money from it ha ha
2007-02-08 08:24:18 · answer #5 · answered by lisa c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like he wants to be puss in boots!...of course the female version of it after watching shrek!
2007-02-12 16:37:36 · answer #6 · answered by ChristopheraX 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join in!
2007-02-08 08:01:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is obviously copying you, get worried.
2007-02-13 09:41:53 · answer #8 · answered by RAGGYPANTS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a joke right very funny
2007-02-13 04:57:17 · answer #9 · answered by jcathy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is he a jap-cat? cuz jap-cats will cut you with their samurai swords
2007-02-08 08:30:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋