An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She instructed the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, an emerald necklace, a ruby bracelet, and a Rolex watch."
"But you're not wearing any of those things!" the artist said.
"I know," she replied. "But if I should die before my husband, I'm sure he'll remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry!"
2007-02-07 23:36:26 · 11 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Good one!
2007-02-08 00:34:27 · answer #1 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great. Remember this one?
Custer's widow hired an artist to paint a mural of her husband. She said,
'I want your interpretation of the last thing that went through George's mind before he died.'
Three weeks later, the artist returned. To her surprise, the painting was of a cow with a halo, surrounded by hundreds of Indians engaged in various stages of sex in every imaginable position.
Furious, she screamed at the artist,
'What the HELL is this?'
'Why, it's exactly what you asked for.'
'No! I didn't ask for a painting of pornographic filth, I asked for the interpretation of George's last thoughts!'
'And there you have it. I call it "Holy Cow Look at All Those F'n Indians."'
2007-02-08 08:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10& a star*
2007-02-08 08:37:59 · answer #3 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!! Really great. Would have laughed out loud had I not been in school.
2007-02-08 07:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by Lizzy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
THat is funny! You just made my day! I can't stop laughing!
2007-02-08 07:41:45 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-02-08 07:45:24 · answer #6 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so cool! I have to remember that, and tell it to my mom too!
2007-02-08 09:07:30 · answer #7 · answered by Pivoine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol..that was cute!
2007-02-08 08:06:00 · answer #8 · answered by ~LAX Mom~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...sounds like something my Grandma would have done!....LOL
2007-02-08 07:39:37 · answer #9 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
great!!!! 10/10.
2007-02-08 07:49:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋