Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.
Says Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'
Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?' Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '
Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'
Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'
Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'
Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'
Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'
Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'
Jacob says to the pha
2007-02-07 23:32:34 · 7 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pharmacist, We want to register for our wedding gifts here.
2007-02-07 23:39:45 · update #1
Brilliant!
2007-02-08 00:40:30 · answer #1 · answered by Jay A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol 10/10& a star *
2007-02-08 00:35:22 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....good one!
2007-02-07 23:41:15 · answer #3 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay...so where's the rest of it?
2007-02-07 23:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by Lizzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what happend....??
HOpe you dont have a memory problem!
2007-02-07 23:38:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. he he.
2007-02-07 23:48:32 · answer #6 · answered by da chuck 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell the rest.......................
2007-02-07 23:52:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋