There were two nuns..
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
Say two Hail Marys!
2007-02-07 22:34:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
let me know if you came via the two parotts
2007-02-08 21:52:17 · update #1
LMAO, HAIL MARY HAIL MARY and an OUR FATHER thrown in for good measure
Two Nuns driving along the road when a streaker jumps out in front of them.
One Nun looks at the other and says" Show him your cross" so she rolled down the window and shouted "Get off the fcuking road you idiot."
2007-02-07 22:50:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hail Mary
Hail Mary
2007-02-07 22:37:33 · answer #2 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hail Mary, hail Mary. That was damnned funny. Sorry! Hail Mary, hail Mary, hail Mary, hail Mary.
2007-02-08 21:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by crazy_kitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2nuns were geting raped by 2 males
1st nun prayed ho lord 4give him 4 he does not know what he is doing
2nd nun shouts out thank you lord 4 this 1 knows what he`s doing 2 good
2007-02-08 21:54:33 · answer #4 · answered by md m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hail mary
hail mary
lol
2007-02-07 22:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! That donkey is bad luck!
2016-05-24 06:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny (and yes sad to say i was waiting for the rude bit) 9/10
2007-02-07 22:39:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That was brilliant!! LMAO!! Although, i must confess i need to say my hail mary's.
2007-02-07 22:38:26 · answer #8 · answered by Namina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hail Mary!!!
Hail Mary!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
2007-02-08 00:08:07 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I admit it my mind was in the gutter! Absolutely Brilliant!
2007-02-07 23:49:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋