It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
It does'nt matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
2007-02-07 21:29:21 · 17 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
2007-02-07 21:29:30 · update #1
true, true... thanks
2007-02-08 00:27:52 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the leading man and woman hate each other after a bad divorce, seperation because of one or the others job, but get back together in the end after killing the aliens, stopping the global disaster etc.
I t doesn't matter how long they have been away from home they never change the water in the kettle before they put it on,the computer is always running, nothing in the fridge is out of date and theres very rarely post on the door mat.
If they get wet they are dry in 5 miutes.
Dont bother to tell someone to stay in the car you know they are going to follow you sooner or later and save you from the baddie.
2007-02-07 21:42:11 · answer #2 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I definitely have learn this someplace. there is likewise like, everytime there's a grocery bag that's impossible to not see an prolonged french bread. The hero could consistently have an awl, a knife or any weapon while he desires it. additionally, his gun seems to not run out of bullets AND he's often neglected by shooter. advantageous haha
2016-09-28 14:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by lieser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bad guy can shoot a million bullits and still miss the heroe
All cops have been an alcoholic at one stage in ther lives.
The heroe always ends up with a fit bird at the endof the film.
All sex scenes make the actors seem as if they can last forever in bed..
2007-02-07 21:39:28 · answer #4 · answered by Trev23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you could be in a room with 100 people and one hand gun with a clip of 15 bullets and not have to reload till ur out of rounds on the last guy!
2007-02-07 21:42:45 · answer #5 · answered by butterflyboots49 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
time somehow seems slower so that everyone (well the main people) in the sinking ship/cruise liner have been brought to safety so they can all watch the ship go under in the end.
2007-02-07 21:55:36 · answer #6 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have the formula, make the film; most plots are the same.
2007-02-07 21:35:09 · answer #7 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see
watching films is a form of education.
they are all very funny and true!
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2007-02-07 21:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like trailer for a great film
2007-02-07 21:41:08 · answer #9 · answered by Woodman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No matter what the woman in a film goes through....fights, kidnapping, abuse, sex....ect.....her hair & makeup are always perfect!....
2007-02-07 21:57:54 · answer #10 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that my cinema charges extorionate prices to sit in a dirty seat and listen to people crunch popcorn
2007-02-07 21:34:12 · answer #11 · answered by bob canny fix it 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋