What if someone urinated on your sleeping bag, and fed all of your foodstuffs to the wildlife?
2007-02-07 20:11:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Travel (General) ➔ Packing & Preparation
Depends on who that someone is. If it's my camping mates, I might do the same thing back to them. An eye for an eye. Ok, seriously speaking, if that someone really urinated onto my sleeping bag, fed all my food stuff to the wildlife, I'll see what I can use as a sleeping bag in my backpack. I can use my poncho to sleep on it at night but definitely not as warm as sleeping bag. As for food wise, I'll either have to hunt wild animals that are not poison or fish for my dinner. Most importantly is getting myself well hydrated. Water is more important than food, isn't it? Survivor's slogan: Outwit, Outlast, Outplay.
2007-02-07 20:23:42 · answer #1 · answered by jermae_tan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well...I would sh*t in their sandwiches and ask "who's the happy camper now, huh?" and- when the person is speechless, I'd be like "that's what I thought"! Cut holes in that person's underwear! LOL, smudge their shoes in sh*t, so all the campers would stop being friends with em, because he smells like sh*t.
2007-02-07 20:19:49 · answer #2 · answered by sara 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, for starters, while they are sleeping, get the biggest stereo you can find and a lot of steak sauce...
steaksauce in the sleeping bag
super glue their tent shut
set up stereos
and just wait for proper timing...
and revenge.
2007-02-07 20:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by McWalmart 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO, I am not a happy camper. I'm too broke to go camping.
2007-02-07 20:18:00 · answer #4 · answered by Tumbleweed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just have to kill the wildlife. the mre will still be undigested im sure.
2007-02-07 20:13:35 · answer #5 · answered by jorluke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have had someone piss my stuff and have returned to camp to find my food stuff ravaged.
was that you?
i hope not, because i pissed the camp site one over believing it to be them. jeez, i thot i was happy. now i'm plagued with nagging doubts.
2007-02-07 20:20:01 · answer #6 · answered by ... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have him for breakfast.
2007-02-07 20:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by grannywinkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"packing and preparation"-hum. no idea why you would even ask that question.
2007-02-07 20:13:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO
2007-02-07 20:14:20 · answer #9 · answered by J.G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋