Think about the question. WITHOUT A DOUBT... if that were the case, would you. If yes, How would you change? If no, why
2007-02-07 20:00:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i would follow him and his sayings
2007-02-07 20:06:38 · answer #1 · answered by abdul 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No i would tell him or her who knows Jesus might be a woman :)
I would say. Hey Jesus you want to hear a joke.
And Jesus would say yes yes i would.
And i would tell Jesus this joke "The virgin marry comes up to Jesus and says hey Jesus you know when i concived you i was a virgin.... And Jesus looks Marry right in the eyes and says yah.... and im the son of god (sarcastic tone)"
And Jesus would laugh and roll on the floor and be like dam thats a good joke.
I would say yah it is a great one... comedy is really based in truth isnt it Jesus and he/she would be like yah it is.
I would be like Jesus you want to go get a slurpe and he/she would be like yah i would like a slurpee.
And thats what i would do if jesus was here next week.
2007-02-08 04:26:09 · answer #2 · answered by magichirsh 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WITHOUT A DOUBT.... and there's the rub.
If I knew without a doubt, the only change I would need to make would be a clean pair of socks and fresh under ware... But, since there are doubts, and BIG BIG BIG DOUBTS, too, I won't be in a hurry.
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PS, I hope to meet up with you in a crowded elevator so we can continue this fascinating conversation about nonsense.
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2007-02-08 04:12:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont know if I would Change.
It would depend on what I was wearing.
I certainly would not do any laundry.
At $1.75 a load, I'd be so broke I couldnt pay attention.
I'd be so broke , I couldnt even change my mind.
But I would hope to wear something light, and breezy.
Black is a Fashion no-no
2007-02-08 04:14:25 · answer #4 · answered by thelawn 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
NO. I am absolutely positive that Jesus fulfilled his mission and is not coming back. I respect the message he delivered and am saddened that it was misunderstood and misrepresented by so many. I try to live my life as Jesus would have wanted, so I would not change ... maybe step up the effort a bit more, but no changes.
2007-02-08 04:05:51 · answer #5 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I would not because even the bible says if given enough time there is nothing man cannot achieve. I believe in us we are not perfect but we are slowly progressing.
I do know that if I knew he was coming soon I would throw you guys a going away party before ya left.
And then an even bigger one when you were gone.
2007-02-08 04:05:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
No. I am in control of my own life. Who is to say what is right and wrong? If you built a robot that had free will and did whatever it chose, would you blame the robot or yourself for giving it the freedom of independant thought?
2007-02-08 04:09:46 · answer #7 · answered by melvinbenjamin 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have already given my life over to Jesus Christ.
2007-02-08 04:04:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Don't talk such gibberish!!!! We should live our lives every day thinking that if it is our last one, we have done good!!! By the way, Jesus is dead. He is not coming back!!
2007-02-08 04:06:30 · answer #9 · answered by monkey 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No.
I would go see a Doctor and talk to him about zyprexa.
2007-02-08 04:04:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i love Jesus!
2007-02-08 04:05:47 · answer #11 · answered by Kenneth H 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋