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Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!

2007-02-07 19:53:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

LOL,i like it.
thanks.

2007-02-07 20:10:02 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0 0

extraordinary one!!! movie star for you! right here is one in each and every of my favorites: a brunette replaced into junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' persistently. a blonde is strolling via and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt be attentive to why she is doing this, yet she joins her because of the fact it seems exciting. they the two leap on the tracks for a whilst, till they hear a prepare coming. the brunette gets exited and starts off leaping larger and screaming louder, so the blonde does the comparable. the prepare's tooting because it comes closer, and superb in the previous it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of a thank you to protection. to place it short, the blonde, properly, didnt. after the prepare passes, the brunette takes up her spot back on the tracks, keeps leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!

2016-11-02 21:07:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Gave me a giggle a bit.. took me a few seconds to get it.. I thought about household moving first.. then I realized you ment him think
of being alive again by someone saying Look: He's Moving.. maybe that'll be me!

2007-02-07 20:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's good I like that one

2007-02-07 19:57:44 · answer #4 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0 0

This joke is not very funny. its very predictable and not very amusing. Personally, you should not give up your day job.

2007-02-07 19:59:47 · answer #5 · answered by VintageSecret-xo 1 · 0 0

pmsl haha! good one

2007-02-07 20:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

u really made me laugh my @$$ loud
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2007-02-07 20:49:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol lol great joke.

2007-02-07 20:41:49 · answer #8 · answered by Silver 4 · 0 0

that a great one ............i cant stop laughing....lol

2007-02-07 20:40:07 · answer #9 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 0 0

lmao!!

2007-02-07 20:28:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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