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2007-02-07 18:16:19 · 21 answers · asked by rocky 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

No religion in particular .... The question is what would you do ? Tell me the first thing that you would in order to get some results... I liked the guy who said he would watch hot chicks taking bath.. he's staright in his approach.... So com;On guys give me more answers... The world is waiting for your answer.

2007-02-07 18:55:43 · update #1

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If I was HIM. Be like HIM. And, that is do nothing, and see how people act with Free Will. And, let all the animals on Earth entrance to Heaven. And, cast all humans in Hell since after all you sin and born to sin.

2007-02-07 18:39:48 · answer #1 · answered by Kitty 4 · 0 0

Go to bars and night clubs and hear what people complain is wrong with the world and right the wrongs without steppin on free will,which is hard,but God can do it.It would take setting in motion a certain chain of events to get the required good results

2007-02-08 05:07:58 · answer #2 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 0 0

If I was placed in God's shoes, I'd have a terrible time in answering everybody's prayer requests.

Since God has control of the Universe, I guess all the planets will collide and the state of Infinity would be in chaos.

If I was in His Footsteps in making world peace, then everything would be too quiet and conflict would seize to exist.

There wouldn't be Atheists. There wouldn't be Devil worshipers.

Complicated question.

That is why there is only one God. If you don't believe, it will be heavily weighed on your conscience.

2007-02-08 02:26:42 · answer #3 · answered by Agent319.007 6 · 0 0

well as an atheist... please dont go there... but if i was a god, first id have to ask what kind or which religion etc... to few details and maybe im being a jackass there. Of course theres all the theives, drug dealers, murderes and the Known criminals, but if i was a god id find a way to change people that mentally abuse others... thats the one thing i hate... my mom used to do that, and i find it hard not to hit some f my friends parents cuz they do the same thing sometimes

2007-02-08 02:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The first thing I'd do is admit I'm full of ****. I would then apologize for convincing a bunch of psychotics to commit genocide in the crusades and slaughter thousands of men, women and children. Then I'd probably apologize for trying to make myself appear different from my counterpart, Satan, who in fact shares a lot in common with me since if I'm god then I enjoy letting people suffer but taking credit for when their life is going good.

I'd probably continue to let AIDS, ethnic cleansing, etc. be a problem of epidemic proportions in parts of the world while taking credit for every good thing that happens from someone falling in love to a married couple having a baby.

Furthermore, to really get into the role, I'd probably put some more testaments in my bible (which mind you I didn't write anyway) that tells my followers to not judge others, kill people, etc. and then turn a blind eye when they do exactly the opposite. Oh yeah, when the world finally is destroyed by whatever cause, maybe nuclear war, I'd step in and say I meant to do that and then let all of my followers (even the rapists, child molesters, murderers, etc. as long as they repented and promised they meant it) into heaven and send all the bad people who shunned my narcissistic self and hypocritical following to hell.

The End.

2007-02-08 02:22:42 · answer #5 · answered by timster1984 2 · 3 1

Many many things, but for a simple answer, I would make it instinct for people to know that I would never spread my infallible message through the fallible written word.

2007-02-08 02:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by Sara 5 · 0 0

Transfer all of the NeoCons at PNAC (and now running the government) directly to Hell where they are going anyway...before they can start a nuclear holocaust.

2007-02-08 02:21:25 · answer #7 · answered by Perry L 5 · 1 0

Another one of your little fantasy perversions is it. You Christians sure know how to get your rocks. Gods going to send your fantasy Boogie man Satan to take a bite out of your butt one day.

2007-02-08 16:27:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd make myself invisible and watch hot chicks in the shower.

2007-02-08 02:20:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Communicate clearly and directly with the people who follow me.

2007-02-08 02:21:19 · answer #10 · answered by Pseudonym 5 · 1 0

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