2007-02-07 16:41:55 · 13 answers · asked by Hanz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why didn't the skeleton go to the halloween party?
He had nobody to go with! LOL
Why do waitresses give bad head?
Cuz they're only interested in the tip! LOL
Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
To find a tight seal! ROFL
2007-02-07 16:47:15 · answer #1 · answered by SainT 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo mums so poor....
When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
When I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
She watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
She can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
When I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked yo momma what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.
I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.
When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."
I visited yo momma's house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...
When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...
She had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Even Beggars give you money.
She bounces food stamps.
She can't even afford to pay attention.
She uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes.
She uses chewing gum as a band aid.
She lives in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.
She uses white-out as a tooth filler.
She can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the floor...
Her idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya!
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Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like ****.
Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed.
2007-02-07 20:46:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is mildly hilarious while talking to somebody or just walking by them.
Point to the ground and quickly say "you dropped your nose"!
Trust me, they'll look every time.
2007-02-07 16:47:24 · answer #3 · answered by stray cat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good afternoon everyone I just got circumcised so give me a little space!
I'm going to have a sex change cause my hand is no longer satisfying me.
You look familiar let me get on all fours and confirm.
Top of the sausage to ya!
2007-02-07 16:47:35 · answer #4 · answered by ruben z 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If my dog was as ugly as you id shave his *** and teach him to walk backwards.
2007-02-07 17:35:07 · answer #5 · answered by sugrdady03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you like your eggs in the morning??? Fertalized???
2007-02-07 17:04:55 · answer #6 · answered by Stumpy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde walked into a bar,,.OUCH!!
2007-02-07 17:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
M-k... "What's the first word in Oral Contraception? "No." :) -Think about it...-& have a nice day.
2007-02-07 16:47:23 · answer #8 · answered by Joseph, II 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A six year old told me this one and I still chuckle at it.
"What's brown and sticky....................a stick."
2007-02-07 16:45:41 · answer #9 · answered by Cochran 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT SOME CHRISTIAN'S SAW HER AND THEY YELLED "LOOK OUT THE APOCKALYPSE HAS COME RUN FOR YOU LIVE'S!!!!! good one yes?
2007-02-07 16:45:48 · answer #10 · answered by Rick Z 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋