A famous Viking explorer called Lief returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
2007-02-07 16:23:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL.. "he must have taken leave of his senses" hahaha
nice one.. thanx
2007-02-07 17:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Punny 6/10
2007-02-08 01:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-02-08 04:42:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grimace
2007-02-08 01:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn
2007-02-08 03:57:41 · answer #5 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, not even smirk.
2007-02-08 01:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
groan
2007-02-08 05:02:34 · answer #7 · answered by preggers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No>> and in future also,
2007-02-08 02:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard about the sad dick who tried to tell a joke?
He failed miserably.
2007-02-08 00:39:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
ha ha, I like it!
2007-02-08 04:06:48 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋