We went duck hunting this morning and didnt kill anything but a case of beer. So we hauled out the boat about 9:00am and headed to the liquor store to stock up on more brew. There is a big cemetary off the highway close to the store and we decided to just drop by and see if any duck were swimming around in the lake there. That dang lake must have a hundred mallards in it so that fool ex brother inlaw of mine pulls out his shotgun and cracks one off only he doesnt hit a duck. Somehow he dropped a big white swan by mistake. He grabbed it and we blasted outa there and headed home. He thought it was funny only I'm worried. i ran into some legal problems a while back when I caught a manetee once in florida and cooked it and found out later it was a crime. Let me tell you it aint no fun being questioned by the FBI. Anyway we cleaned and cooked the swan and it really tasted pretty OK with lots of sauce on it. Is this legal and any recipes would be nice.
2007-02-07 15:26:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
What makes you think I'm American?
2007-02-07 16:39:52 · update #1
I can't even begin to tell you how many offences you committed!
1) Drunken Boating - are you stupid!!! Same as impaired driving!
2) Drunken shooting?? - are you even more stupid? If Dick Cheney can shoot his buddy sober, how do you think you can do this drunk and not eventually shoot someone ? Today a swan, tomorrow a buddy! Do you Americans learn nothing?
3) Swan shooting - yes it is very illegal and you should get caught! The FBI is tracing the connection right now and should be on your doorstep tomorrow!
Wow, save the beer for after the kill and hopefully you actually shoot what you're hunting next time!
2007-02-07 15:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by Baby boy arrived March 7th! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure about the legality of shooting swans wherever you live, but I know the dutch eat swan meat.
2007-02-07 20:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by Pabs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stuff it with a chicago style pepperoni pizza, then dip it in blueberry pancake batter and deep fry. then serve over 3-bean vegetarian chili and smother with hollandaise sauce.
2007-02-07 15:48:29 · answer #3 · answered by andrea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's right let's kill and eat only the ugly ones.
I don't think you are telling the truth..
A manatee? come on
2007-02-07 15:39:33 · answer #4 · answered by Christina H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
... Why would you want to kill and eat a beautiful animal?
And by the way im agaisnt killing any animal espeically for recreation purposes
I'm vegetarian
And i said beautiful animal cause when you look at it you're suppose to admire it and not be like "oh lets eat it!"
Dumbass
2007-02-07 15:34:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
try shake and bake :)
2007-02-07 15:32:06 · answer #6 · answered by cali 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DUH! Yea, YOU make AMERICANS look great!!! (not at all) In case, you didn't get it.......... Thanks for nothing.........Why would you even ask that? Where are you from?
2007-02-07 17:01:26 · answer #7 · answered by K. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋