2007-02-07 14:53:13 · 16 answers · asked by Contemplative Monkey 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There weren't any corners on the ark, so no Starbucks.
Noah did order twenty-nine gallons of mocha latte before they were all flooded out, though. The only tricky part was lighting a fire on a wooden ark in order to heat them up to serve with behemoth steak and extra polar bear intestines.
2007-02-07 15:06:15 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude: The answer is obvious ! Consider that Elvis Presley and President John Kennedy are serving coffee there at Starbucks. Now; if the Ark was thousands of years prior to the birth of both of them, this could not of been possible. Simple evolutionary logic !!!
2007-02-07 15:02:03 · answer #2 · answered by guraqt2me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eventually there will be Starbucks in Noah's Ark. But now there are a steakhouse for the carnivores and a salad bar for the vegetarians.
lol...
2007-02-07 14:59:04 · answer #3 · answered by ira a 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, some christians believe that the Ark contained EVERY living being on the face of the earth (in PAIRS no less!).
So i guess if you believe that, you'd believe ANYTHING! So sure, why couldn't the Ark have had a Starbucks?
2007-02-07 15:03:36 · answer #4 · answered by mesquitemachine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I bet the idea was thought of at the time. Noah was just sittin' around after 40 days and nights of nothin' but rain, thinkin' "I sure could use a good Cafe" Latte' right now......
2007-02-07 14:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by lavenderbluelassie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know there was a buffet with salad bar, but I'm not sure about the Starbucks.
2007-02-07 14:56:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
no, it sailed just before Starbucks started to be successful but there was a great Chinese restaurant in the food court.
2007-02-07 14:56:38 · answer #7 · answered by Chef Bob 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. Noah hated overpriced coffee.
2007-02-07 14:59:39 · answer #8 · answered by Randy G 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, not back in those days. But if it was built today, you bet your a$$ there would be. And it would run Microsoft software for all of the drop down touchscreens.
2007-02-07 14:58:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no. but there was a quicktrip right behind the last pen on your right. free coffee from midnight till two. well, if you befriended the son behind the counter.
2007-02-07 15:02:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋