A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park... Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda, and her favorite candy.
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and asked...what was it like to be 6 again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. I meant my Dress size, you DUMB-A**!
2007-02-07 14:53:08 · 23 answers · asked by Kathleen G 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
darn that sounds like something i would do... :-(
very funny though
2007-02-07 15:00:10 · answer #1 · answered by jp4smiles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-28 14:11:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
America's funniest joke.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-02-07 15:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by laziifrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very funny. I can't wait to share it at work tomorrow (I work at a senior center).
2007-02-07 15:37:08 · answer #4 · answered by Goofy Foot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's so depressing lol!! he tried hard but for naught :(. i would love a guy like that to be fun and creative!! that's so cute and really funny!!
2007-02-07 18:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by ...XXxxXX... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Loved it!
2007-02-07 15:06:24 · answer #6 · answered by Tammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 8/10
2007-02-07 15:41:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh heh 10+
2007-02-07 14:58:19 · answer #8 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To long and not funny enough
2007-02-07 16:44:24 · answer #9 · answered by RUDOLPH M 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha thats funny barf much. how old were they? i think id hav a heart attack
2007-02-07 15:09:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋