My friend told me this one.....its a little bad.
How many Bill CLintons' does it take to screw in a lightbulb???
12. Thank goodness we only have one though.
Yet again,
How many Bill Clinton's does it take to screw a lightbulb???
One.
Sorry if it seems offensive but that's the only joke I can think of.
If you have funnier ones (which everybody MUST have) then please give me some.
2007-02-07 14:47:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u really made me laugh my @$$ loud
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2007-02-07 20:50:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bush sr. and Bush jr. are having a conversation.
The current president asks his father about the situation in Iraq.
Bush senior replies..." The solution to the problem you're having with Iraq is a lot like a mistake I made with your mother many years ago.. both you and I made a decision that caused a lot of pain and suffering in the world, but in retrospect the answer is easy....
We both should've pulled out sooner.
2007-02-07 23:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by Whatever 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Much has already been published about the sexual preferences and notorious behavior of former President Clinton.
However, little has been reported on the sexual practices of the current Commander-in-Chief. It has recently been learned that the President and Mrs. Bush only make love with Laura Bush on top since George W. Bush can only f**k up
2007-02-07 23:03:38 · answer #3 · answered by Crash 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
We already have the biggest living joke alive in the White House, and his name is George Bush, but the only thing is that by the time he's finished his presidency there will be very little to laugh about and the tears will be endless
2007-02-07 22:53:04 · answer #4 · answered by krispykreme335 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
What if You Say "f*** You"(sorry i censored it) to the Heads of State:
USA
You say "f*** you" to the President of USA. Nothing happens, you become famous, they make you write a book and you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the President sues you and gets all the money you have.
England
You say "f*** you" to the Prime Minister of England. The Prime Minister says "f*** you" to you too.
France
You say "f*** you" to the President of France. Millions of people support you and say "f*** you" to the President. Meanwhile the President of France writes poems because of his sadness.
Japan
You say "f*** you" to the Emperor of Japan. The Emperor bows and says "I velly solly; I not intelested on your body."
Germany
You say "f*** you" to the President of Germany. The police come and say "Please don't f*** the President".
Sweden
You say "f*** you" to the Prime Minister of Sweden. People vote if they accept you to f*** the Prime Minister or not. If the answer is yes, you f*** the Prime Minister. If the answer is no, the Prime Minister shakes your hand.
Romania
You say "f*** you" to the President of Romania. The President starts dancing with you with gypsy music.
Turkey
You say "f*** you" to the President of Turkey. The President takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Greece welcomes him as a political refugee.
Greece
You say "f*** you" to the President of Greece. The president takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Turkey welcomes him as a political refugee.
China
You say "f*** you" to the President of China. The president literally f***s you.
Italy
You say "f*** you" to the President of Italy. You get price quotes from the Mafia for realizing your passion.
Russia
You say "f*** you" to the President of Russia. The president kisses your mouth.
Saudi Arabia
You say "f*** you" to the President ... But there is no President, you become foolish. But if you say "f*** you" to the King, the King cuts your tongue.
2007-02-08 05:46:14 · answer #5 · answered by OK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you get when you take the millionaire son of a vice-president/president/oil man and run him as a folksy, everyday, political outsider?
A: Don't tell me you haven't been paying attention the last six years.
2007-02-07 22:55:54 · answer #6 · answered by wolfmankav 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Clinton, Bush and Washington are all on the Titanic, and its sinking.
Washington says:"Save The Women!!!"
Bush says: "Screw the women!!"
Clinton's eyes light up and he says:"Do we have time?"
2007-02-07 22:51:17 · answer #7 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
HUH HUH HUH YOU SAID BUSH
HUH HUH HUH YOU SAID DICK
2007-02-07 22:55:29 · answer #8 · answered by Brandon D 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋