finish it with your own words. Make it interesting. I'm bored. LOL!
2007-02-07 14:35:45 · 15 answers · asked by JACQUELINE T 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
The inside decor, was total FOO-FOO!
Pink feathers and fringe, gaudy and loud,
But that Old MAMA, was totally proud!
Daughter says MAMA, we need to renovate,
The place is a mess and I can't get a date.
Mama says Darlin...You're no longer a guest,
You're 70 now and need to leave the damned nest!
hehe!
2007-02-07 15:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by Kathleen G 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.... no ugly boot for her she had a jimmy choo.
2007-02-07 15:31:28 · answer #2 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She had so many children that Child Welfare took them into protective custody saying, "Are you crazy lady? You can't raise kids in a shoe!!"
2007-02-07 15:44:24 · answer #3 · answered by Goofy Foot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so she climbed the beanstalk, stole the turkey sandwhich, slayed the evil Brittany Spears monster, then got married to a cow and lived happily eva after!
2007-02-07 14:45:11 · answer #4 · answered by JD 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
had so many children she didnt know what to do she fed them some cornbread and sent them to bed and went to her bedroom and gave the guys there some really good head. sorry that was all I could think of LOL.
2007-02-07 14:47:20 · answer #5 · answered by ruben_flores_2004 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So she ended up smelling like feet all day long!
2007-02-07 14:39:07 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
she was so bored ,she didn't know what to do. then she spied george bush, and kicked him in the *** with her shoe!!
2007-02-07 14:52:12 · answer #7 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wait...What the hell was she living in the shoe for???
2007-02-07 14:48:48 · answer #8 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the shoe was filled with poo
WOOHOO
2007-02-07 14:40:17 · answer #9 · answered by charlotte's web 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
SHE MOVED TO A BOOT BECAUSE OF THE DEW
2007-02-07 15:57:45 · answer #10 · answered by Jerry 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋