I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was nuts and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her: "
And where do you think you're going? (You're gonna love this)
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
2007-02-07 14:22:20 · 11 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Are blondes really that stupid?
Nice joke BTW, hee hee hee hee ....................................LOL
2007-02-08 23:32:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
efficient one!!! megastar for you! that's one among my favorites: a brunette became junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' repeatedly. a blonde is walking by technique of and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt comprehend why she is doing this, yet she joins her because curiously interesting. they both bounce on the tracks for a lengthy time period, till they listen a custom coming. the brunette receives exited and starts leaping higher and screaming louder, so the blonde does an same. the practice's tooting because it comes closer, and acceptable earlier it squishes them both, the brunette leaps out of a thanks to protection. to placed it short, the blonde, nicely, didnt. after the practice passes, the brunette takes up her spot back on the tracks, retains leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!
2016-11-26 01:30:00 · answer #2 · answered by artzer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! They both really ARE blondes. If yo didn't include that they were blondes, you could still probably figure that out!
2007-02-07 14:27:59 · answer #3 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha 9/10
2007-02-07 21:12:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's the best blonde joke ive heard in a LOOOONNNGNG time... XD
2007-02-07 14:30:59 · answer #5 · answered by puppiz8 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-02-07 14:29:15 · answer #6 · answered by jillo4113 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was sooo cute! I laughed...
2007-02-07 14:27:19 · answer #7 · answered by felita2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.. lol..great joke
thanks for laugh
2007-02-07 15:32:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaahahhaahahahaha!!!!!Thats sooooo funny!
2007-02-07 14:27:29 · answer #9 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaa..I laughed. Thank you.
2007-02-07 14:46:31 · answer #10 · answered by JoanH 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋