so there's this guy, and he shares his room with his brother, and they both sleep in a bunk bed.
so one night, the older guy sneeks in his girlfriend.
seeing his brother in the lower bunk, the guy and his girlfriend get on the top bunk, and he's all like....
ok, say lettuce if u want it harder
and say tomato if u want a different position.
so the night goes on
lettuce....
tomato....
lettuce......
tomato......
then all of a sudden the younger brother stutters,
and then he says...
hey can u guys stop making sandwiches....
your spilling mayonnaise all over my face.
2007-02-07 13:30:59 · 21 answers · asked by jane 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u really made me laugh my @$$ loud
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2007-02-07 19:46:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3
2007-02-07 13:36:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not cool, but juicy...like 10% juicy c'est juicyee
2007-02-07 13:36:28 · answer #3 · answered by silentloveshy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one. already heard it but it's still funny!! whats also funny is that ur name is "innocent" and u told this joke! ha!!!
2007-02-07 13:36:08 · answer #4 · answered by same girl/new name :) 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
man that is a good one i've heard it before back in highschool and it gets funnier everytime i hear it... lol what a good joke...
2007-02-07 13:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by geostrom b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi that was a nice sex joke
2007-02-07 14:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by Giovanni 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it too, but it's still funny !
2007-02-07 13:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by pullrank 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that is gross.
What's wrong with the woman that she oozes white stuff?
2007-02-07 13:42:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
never heard it before, and it's really funny..
Thank you.
2007-02-07 15:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by JoanH 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
already heard it, sooo long ago lol
2007-02-07 13:35:53 · answer #10 · answered by Carlos 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋