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Part 1:
There is a plane traveling from New York to Canada at 300 MPH, but unfortunately just as it reaches the border between New York and Canada, it crashes into a mountain. Where do they bury the survivors, in New York, or in Canada?
Part 2:
Standing in an open pasture are a Papa bull and a Baby bull, which member of the family is missing?
Part 3:
This part of the test involves numbers. You're the driver of a bus. You stop on a corner and pick up 3 people. At the second stop 2 people get off and 5 people get on. At the next stop 7 people get on and 4 people get off. At the fourth stop, 7 people get on and 6 people get off. Finally, at the last stop, 3 people get on and 5 people get off. How old is the bus driver?
Part 4:
Which is correct: Five and four are eight, or five and four is eight?
Part 5:
How many members of each type of animal did Moses take on the ark?

2007-02-07 13:29:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

P1 :you dont bury ppl who survived.
P2:the cow???
P3:my age which is 13
P4:neither......5+4 doesnt equal 8, it equals 9
P5:Moses didnt take any, Noah did


hahaha 10 points for me right ?????

2007-02-07 13:35:21 · answer #1 · answered by ♥(~~**~~)♥ 2 · 0 0

Ok, I'm sure these are trick questions, so I'll try to answer them carefully :)




Part 1:
There is a plane traveling from New York to Canada at 300 MPH, but unfortunately just as it reaches the border between New York and Canada, it crashes into a mountain. Where do they bury the survivors, in New York, or in Canada? Neither, you wouldn't bury survivors.

Part 2:
Standing in an open pasture are a Papa bull and a Baby bull, which member of the family is missing? The cow?

Part 3:
This part of the test involves numbers. You're the driver of a bus. You stop on a corner and pick up 3 people. At the second stop 2 people get off and 5 people get on. At the next stop 7 people get on and 4 people get off. At the fourth stop, 7 people get on and 6 people get off. Finally, at the last stop, 3 people get on and 5 people get off. How old is the bus driver? My age, the driver is me!

Part 4:
Which is correct: Five and four are eight, or five and four is eight?
Neither, fiver and four are nine.

Part 5:
How many members of each type of animal did Moses take on the ark? None, Noah was on the ark, not Moses.

2007-02-07 13:39:04 · answer #2 · answered by johnsredgloves 5 · 0 0

Idiot Test Questions

2016-10-08 05:07:23 · answer #3 · answered by sashi 4 · 0 0

Part 1. You don't bury survivors.
Part 2. Mama she got run over by a darned old train.
Part 3. I'm the driver and I'm 65 years old.
Part 4. Nether one is correct. Five and four is 54 or 9 and if you do math in the Jungle and add 4+4 you get ate.
Part 5. Moses took none, Noah took two of each type animal , one male and one female. And two by two they came. Then Noah ask, ok who farted.?

2007-02-07 14:36:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1. They don't bury the survivors.
2. The Cow
3. I'm the bus driver. I'm 15
4. Neither because 5+4=9
5.It wasn't Moses, it was Noah.

2007-02-07 13:36:18 · answer #5 · answered by smileyandriley 4 · 0 0

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Part 1:
There is a plane traveling from New York to Canada at 300 MPH, but unfortunately just as it reaches the border between New York and Canada, it crashes into a mountain. Where do they bury the survivors, in New York, or in Canada?
Part 2:
Standing in an open pasture are a Papa bull and a...

2015-08-16 07:02:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

part 1:
you don't bury survivors

part 2:
a mama bull?

part 3:
16 years old - my age

part 4:
five and four is nine

part 5:
none, noah had an ark

2007-02-07 13:36:00 · answer #7 · answered by Aaron 4 · 0 0

1. You can't bury the survivors
2. Mama COW
3. I am 15
4. Five and four is 9 not 8
5. Noah took the animals, not Moses

2007-02-07 13:34:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't really care much for the best answer since I rarely get one. I too know my answers aren't that helpful sometimes, so why expect the BA anyways? :] I try to give of what I already know. 2 points are a great deal too if you look at it from a different perspective. Also, there's people who put in links, giant paragraphs and the occasional "Good Luck!" at the end, but I don't let that intimidate me (lol), there's still a chance/hope I might get the BA. Thumbs down? lol they make me cringe, especially when you give out your opinion. Sometimes people do it to irritate you so I ignore that. I rarely check the questions Ive answered so its been only a few times when Ive encountered said thumbs. Edit: I forgot to say the most important thing; Yes, I still answer questions even when I'm aware I wont be chosen as Best Answer (like right now lol); This was just interesting.

2016-03-13 21:33:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1. You don't bury the survivors
2. Mama COW
3. I am 54
4. Five and four is 9 not 8
5. Noah took the animals, not Moses

2007-02-07 14:18:18 · answer #10 · answered by wandawoooo 2 · 0 0

1: You don't bury survivors. if you do, then you have all dead people.

2. Mama COW

3: 16 (Cuz I'm 16)

4. Well, grammar wise, it's five and four are eight, but,
five + four= nine.

5. Well, 0, because, it was Noah who took them on the ark.

2007-02-07 13:49:31 · answer #11 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 1 0

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