please tell me!!! bcuz I'm heartbroken!!!
2007-02-07 13:09:03 · 11 answers · asked by cowboizgrl 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Just tell your friends he has a really small penis and that's why you broke up. All guys want to be known as great lovers and if you spread it around that he is small down there it will really bust his bubble so bad everyone will laugh when they see him.
2007-02-07 13:14:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could tell her but it will probably ruin your relationship with her. If he's that uncomfortable to hang out with just make lunch dates or shopping dates with your bf. Make it an all girl outing. Send her a cute evite and say let's do lunch...girl's only. And if she asks why you don't hang out with her and her guy anymore just tell her the truth...that he makes you uncomfortable. Good luck. I've been in the same position as you and my friend and I are no longer friends. It's life and you just have to move on if your friend chooses not to listen to you and more than likely she won't listen.
2016-03-28 21:31:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'd slap you but 'crap' splatters". Just kidding! I said that once when I was 16, to a guy who completely broke my heart. I thought I was really hurting him back, but later realized I just sounded ridiculous.
The best revenge is to simply forget about him. Him thinking that you could care less about him will hurt him more - or at least his ego more than anything you could say.
2007-02-07 13:14:18 · answer #3 · answered by JennyJen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saying mean things probably won't affect him as much as telling him the truth about how much you're hurting. I don't remember any of the stupid things said to me after I ended it with a couple of girls, but I remember when they were honest and told me that their heart was breaking.
Saying mean things comes off as immature, which will only validate his reasons for leaving you.
2007-02-07 13:13:04 · answer #4 · answered by Buying is Voting 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awe sweetie. i'm so sorry you've been hurt like this..
best thing you can do is take time to get over the hurt, then find yourself a new man that is even better than your ex was.
best revenge you can get is to move on and find someone new.. if he sees you happy and with another guy, then he should feel ashamed for what he did.
2007-02-07 13:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by Jeff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kno ur gonna hate me....
don't do anything. you'll regret it. the best way to get back at a heartbreaker is to move on without seeking revenge or hurting yourself. And I'm sorry he broke your heart.
2007-02-07 13:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by Amber _rose 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best revenge is to live happily. Don't waste your time on him. He probably won't care if you say something mean to him.
2007-02-07 13:12:53 · answer #7 · answered by ..;..;.. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell him to **** off and that u were to good for him newayz... tell him keep lookin cuz u aint ever gonna find another girl like me... thats all i can think of rite now!
2007-02-07 13:12:42 · answer #8 · answered by 2A06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you shouldn't have to say anything, you can just ignore him and start flirting with other guys.
2007-02-07 13:13:59 · answer #9 · answered by KizaL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm pregnant." That would REALLY mess him up.
2007-02-07 13:19:40 · answer #10 · answered by Egghead 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋