CROCODILE RIVER
There are 3 blondes.
There's a river they have to cross that has crocodiles in it.
On the other side was a genie that granted each of them one wish.
The 1st blonde wish she could swim so she swam really fast in the river,
eventually she got tired and got eaten.
The 2nd blonde wished she could fly
So she flew and also got tired and fell in the river who also got eaten.
And the 3rd wished she was a brunette and walked over the bridge.
2007-02-07 12:45:43 · 15 answers · asked by best.ninja.ever 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha wanna hear another
Three girls a brunnette a red head and a blonde get lost in the woods. They find a genie and each get a wish
the brunette says "I wish i could go home" and she was gone
the red head said " I wish i could go home" and she did
Its the blondes turn to make a wish.
" Im lonely, I wish for my friends to come back"
2007-02-07 13:34:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache. Why does a brunette have curtains on her PC? To open windows What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible Why do brunettes put ice in their nose before they go to work? So their lunch won't spoil. Why does a brunette have a see-through lunch box? To know whether she's coming from or going to the office. How do you recognize a brunette at the airport? She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it.
2016-05-24 05:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, or the third could be a brunette, there's no bridge and she wishes she's on the other side. Anyway 7/10
2007-02-07 13:29:03 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats red, black and blue laying in the bottom of a ditch???? A brunette after telling blonde jokes.
2007-02-07 12:51:01 · answer #4 · answered by Sherri ptown 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Another blond joke? Love it gets a 7 from me.
2007-02-07 13:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was three men - then the 3rd one wished he was a woman then went over the bridge.
2007-02-07 12:52:15 · answer #6 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehe! Thats a sure cracker! Never heard it before.
2007-02-07 12:59:58 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny! once i saw a shirt and it said i had a nightmare i had a blond and u just reminded me of it !
2007-02-07 12:53:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great.It was one I hadn't heard before.
2007-02-07 13:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny, srry. im not a blonde, either.
2007-02-07 12:57:20 · answer #10 · answered by Lilian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋