What things have your children said?

Question

My daughter is 8. She just asked me if this was her nerve as she pointed to her belly. I told her there are nerves all over her body. She said then what nerve are you talking about when you say you are on my last nerve. How cute. What cute things have your children asked you???

Answer 1

My 2 month old was getting a bit fussy the other day, I was holding her and I asked "You want to go take a nap?" My three year old son, standing about 3 feet away whispered to her, "Say no."

Answer 2

My 2 neices were travelling and we were sitting interior the backyard even as a helicopter recognised. The youngest (3 year previous) reported, 'look! A helly welly!' The older sister (40-one/2) appeared weary and sighed, 'this isn't any longer a helly welly...it really is a hopter copter!'

Answer 3

In all honesty, im uncertain exactly what it was my son did, but i can tell you that he was four. I also remember that this had been one of those tough days when he just couldnt seem to stay on the right path. So after being in trouble all day, when i sent him to his room this time, he cried out," daddy, i just wanna be good!" then promptly went to do what i told him.

It broke my heart at the time and ill never forget. Discipline is sooo important, but so is encouragement.

Answer 4

My son is 6. He enjoys playing a computer game called Cats 5. In the game he adopts pets and has to care for them.

While playing the game his kittens were being "naughty" and trashing their room. He was very frustrated and wanted my help to make them behave. I suggested that he give them a time out to which he replied....

"How my suppose to do that? They don't even have a Game Cube (Nintendo) Mom!"

Answer 5

My 3 y/o son had seen his teenage sisters preening and tanning in their swimsuits in the back yard. At Thanksgiving, he saw me take the turkey out of the oven. He said, "That's gonna be good, Mommy. It's a sexy turkey, just like Jessica."

Answer 6

My daughter is only 2, but while we were potty training her, she would point to people's crotch and say "gotta pee-pee?"

My little brother was so embarassing! He would say things like "Oh wow sis! That lady's butt is bigger than the grocery cart!" or "Why do people that ugly come out where the rest of us have to see them?"

Answer 7

well not my kid but one time we went to a house of mirrors and once u found the exit u could walk around for awhile... well once my friends little sister found the exit she went out and said there were so many (her name here) she didnt know which one was her.... it was funny....

and my cousin (a girl) is little so she took showers w/ her dad and one day she asked her grandma what the guy privates r. her grandma told her and she said "daddy has a big peanut (that is how she pronounces it).... it was funny...

Answer 8

Not my kids (but my cousin's), and not said to me personally, but..........
My cousin's oldest son (now 14) c. 2001 went up to his Grandma, and said: "I love you Grandma. Can i have some sweets!?".

His younger sister, when she was going through that stage kids go through when they pick up all kinds of things they shouldn't, to get her to stop her Mum & grandparents would say to her "No, don't touch!". After a while, like when the babysitter was on the phone she'd say to them "No touch!". :-) lol

Answer 9

I was subbing for the school nurse, Mrs. Smith. A small child came in for a band-aid and asked me, "Where is the other Mrs. Smith?"

Answer 10

I was breastfeeding my son and my nephew who was 3 asked me what I was doing I told him I was feeding the baby he said well he's not eating he's drinking. I told him yes your right, he then proceeded to ask what kind of milk is he drinking regular, or chocolate. He asked this because I'm african american.