What would you do if you are in the middle of taking a dump and a big earthquick came (8.5) and your house was falling down and the roof was coming down. then you realized that you are out of toilet paper and you had less than 2 min. to get out of the house. what would you do????
2007-02-07 12:22:28 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, my first response would be to stick my habd under there, but then I would think it out and use the towel real quick. Then i would make a run for it. i would tell people after to throw away the towel...or will i? If i didn't, people will dry their hands in my crap. heartwarming isnt it?
2007-02-07 12:26:13 · answer #1 · answered by tz 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Okay well I would never choose to live in an earthquake prone area first off...but my question here is why didnt I make sure I had TP before I sat down. Also how would I know it was an 8.5 and not say a 7.6? Anway since I dont have any TP anyway, I would use my undies to wipe, go commando and get out of the house as soon as I can. But then again I could just blame the poop problem on the fact that the earthquake scared the **** out of me...I dont think in that circumstances anyone would judge you on that one...so basically, I guess I would just get out of the house as soon as I could...
2007-02-07 12:28:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
well if you want a truthful answer tehn i have astory. when i was about 7 years old in iran for a vacation there happen to be a big earthquake. every1 was woken up in my family. family of 7 by the way. we all ran outside on the street. some of the old buildings tipped over but never fell. after 2 hours we went back inside because it was siad to be safe i dont know how u determine that if most of the buildings were tipped over but ok its iran home of teh nukes. we went back inside and found my oldest sister at the time 10 sleeping. we found out later that she was woken up but she didnt know crap about an earth quake so we all ran out while she went to the washroom. she took a dump and came right back to sleep not wondering what all that shaking was and for my parents well nice parenting or lost count of how many of us were tehre. but nothing happened to us. so do i get the 10 points or what caue my story is actualy true. it happened alright and it was funny as hell
2007-02-07 12:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Usually with any situation like that, I'd wait it out. But, dying on the crapper is a hell of a way to go. So, in this hypothetical scenario, I would remove any clothing I had and use that to make sure my butt was clean. I would then quietly and calmly walk out of the house, bare-naked, just to show people I don't EVER lose my cool. When they would ask how it happened I would grin and tell them exactly how it happened.
2007-02-07 12:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by Jack 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think saving my family (and my own) life is far more important than taking care of "business".
Grab the kids and run.
But I do figure it would only take a few seconds to wipe so I would use the toilet paper roll.
2007-02-07 12:26:36 · answer #5 · answered by rybo510 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Grab toilet paper and run with my pants in hand looking a little flushed.
2007-02-07 13:43:57 · answer #6 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, wait until your done because when your cleaning up after the earthquake, you don`t want to see crap randomly every where now do you. No, I thought so. So just finish your business, and run for your life, screaming like a mad man!
2007-02-07 12:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by neonsigns 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this where the term "scared the crap out of me" comes into play....i live in n.y. so that won't happen....but if it did-->i'd run outta my house screamin, poopin', and runnin' at the same time.oh well, evrything else would be in havoc and a state of confusion so a lil'scene like that shouldn't screw any1 else's mind....
it'd be a sight to make eyes soar wouldn't it?
lol
that's gonna be the last thought in my mind tonight-can't wait for that dream
; )
2007-02-07 12:43:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pinch hard and wipe deep with my hand. Then when I got outside I would start slapping faces. And say look I slapped the shizzle out of you - you know just to lighten the mood a little.
These answers have to be the funniest thing I have ever read - I just pooped myself reading them!
2007-02-07 12:29:32 · answer #9 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't worry about toilet paper because everyone else would have crapped themselves after an earthquake like that.
2007-02-07 12:28:21 · answer #10 · answered by smileyandriley 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i would take a lesson from my dog and just scoot on my butt to wipe it off till i got out of the house. hmmm maybe if my dog is close i might just use the dog for toilet paper. (shes really fluffy)
2007-02-07 12:26:00 · answer #11 · answered by liizerk 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋