what is the best your mama joke ever?
2007-02-07 12:16:21 · 11 answers · asked by jOhAn 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mums so poor....
When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
When I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
She watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
She can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
When I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked yo momma what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.
I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.
When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."
I visited yo momma's house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...
When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...
She had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Even Beggars give you money.
She bounces food stamps.
She can't even afford to pay attention.
She uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes.
She uses chewing gum as a band aid.
She lives in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.
She uses white-out as a tooth filler.
She can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the floor...
Her idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya!
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Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like ****.
Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed.
2007-02-07 20:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama is so poor, i walked the the house and fell out the window!
your mama so poor, i have to wipe my feet going out the door!
your mama so dumb, she wanted to go to disneyland. the sign said left, so she turned around and went home!
your mama so fat, i ran around her twice, and got lost!
2007-02-07 20:36:49 · answer #2 · answered by -emo elmo- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama is fat when she wore a yellow dress and went out on the street and everybody was saying taxi,taxi!
your momma is so fat when she fell on the ground and she wasn't laughin but the ground was crackin up!
2007-02-07 20:34:29 · answer #3 · answered by halima b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma is so dumb, she had you!
the girl above me, she messed up the disneyland joke..
it goes, "yo mama is soo dumb, when she went to go to disneyland, the sign said "disneyland left" so she turned around and went home!"
2007-02-07 20:37:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama so big, she fell
I didnt laugh but the floor cracked up
2007-02-07 20:26:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so nasty they made the contestants eat her on Fear Factor!!
2007-02-07 20:39:49 · answer #6 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma is so pretty & brilliant, she doesnt deserve a moronic son like johan.
2007-02-07 20:24:17 · answer #7 · answered by MasterEled 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man yo momma is so poor when i go to ur house and ask yo momma whats for dinner she says go look in the frig and when i go to the frige theirs a roach sayin nikka u hungry too
2007-02-07 20:31:11 · answer #8 · answered by BLI-BLI 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
UR MAMAS SO STUPID SHE PUTS HER BRA ON BACKWARDS AND SHES SO FAT IT FITS HER BETTER
2007-02-07 20:29:43 · answer #9 · answered by shannonlee05@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out..sorry if it's already been used...
2007-02-08 02:49:50 · answer #10 · answered by ...XXxxXX... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋