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Question

Seven Degrees of Blondes

FIRST DEGREE

A married couple were sleeping when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door...

Answer 1

funny so far! wheres the rest?

Answer 2

if i should figure out the rest then:
she sees him and he says "that was great last night and what you did to me" and she says "stop cheating on me" and he says i have been doing it with you" and she shoots herself".

Answer 3

Hahaha... That second degree is cute!

Answer 4

i've never heard of it but i think i like it.
tell me something, what hapens when she opens the door?
lol

Answer 5

theres a mirror, and she screams you 'tich! and fires

Answer 6

never heard of any of um

Answer 7

then killed both of them ugly motherf*c%ers

Answer 8

Nope, sorry! But they are very funny! Please continue!

Answer 9

nope..never heard of it......