A policeman came upon a stupid man peeing in the river.
"Stop that immediately!" he shouted. "And put it away."
So the stupid man did as he was told, but he couldn't stop himself from doubling up with laughter.
"OK, what's so funny?" demanded the policeman.
"I really fooled you this time," he laughed. "I may have put it away, but I didn't stop."
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A pretty young woman went into the department store for some dress material and was served by a cocky young man. When she asked how much it was, he replied.
"A kiss per yard," winking at her shyly.
"OK," she replied, "I'll have 5 yards."
The young man cut and wrapped the material, handed it to her and said "that'll be 5 kisses please."
The young woman pointed to a wrinkly old man who was with her,
"Grandad's paying," she said, walking away.
2007-02-07 11:41:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two good ones fidgety.Stupid man and clever woman!
Now we have snow on the ground a question for you fidgety.
What's easier to build, a snowman or a snow woman?
A snow woman is easier, because once you've made a snowman you have to scoop all the snow out of his head and use it to make his testicles!
You see plenty of clever blokes with thick women,but you hardly ever see a clever woman with a thick bloke!
2007-02-07 23:18:35 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a joke - a dumb joke, but it's still not meant to be taken seriously. Just roll your eyes and ignore it.
2016-05-24 04:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one passable the second funny enough for a 7.
2007-02-07 13:42:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-02-07 11:46:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilleant 10 out of 10
2007-02-07 11:46:42 · answer #5 · answered by smiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one was funny
2007-02-07 11:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
both good 2nd one is best 20/20
2007-02-07 19:26:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and Grandad both 'pee 'd ourselves over these two jokes . VG
2007-02-07 11:55:33 · answer #8 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol LOL. I liked the second one better.
2007-02-07 22:43:12 · answer #9 · answered by Namina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really liked both of them
very funny
thanks
xx
2007-02-07 21:19:44 · answer #10 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋