funny joke?

Question

A man walks into a diner and notices a sign behind the counter that reads "HAM SANDWHICH $5.00; HAND JOB $10.00." He asks the attractive lady behind the counter, "Say, miss, are you the gal who gives hand jobs?" "Why, yes I am," she proudly replies. "Well, then," the fellow continues, "why don't you be a sweetheart, go to the back, wash your hands, and make me a ham sandwhich."

Answer 1

u really made me laugh my @$$ loud
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Answer 2

desperately need hearing aids...

Three old guys are out walking.First one says, "Windy,
isn't it?" Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I.Let's go get a beer."
***

A man was telling his neighbour, "I just bought a new
hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but
it's state of the art.It's perfect." "Really,"
answered the neighbour. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
***

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get
a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris
walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on
his arm.A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to
Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't
you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc:
'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said,'You've
got a heart murmur; be careful.'"

Answer 3

Ha Ha you rock

Answer 4

Didn't expect to see that joke............LOL

Good one!!!