Paddy arrives home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.He rushes upstairs to discover his wife lying naked on the bed, sweating and panting heavily.
"What's going on?" he asks.
"I think I'm having a heart attack," she cries.
"Oh no!" he gasps, but as he rushes back down the stairs to ring for an ambulance, he bumps into his 5-year old son.
"Daddy, daddy!" says the little boy excitedly. "Uncle Ted's upstairs in the wardrobe and he's got no clothes on."
"What!" roars the man and storms back up the stairs to the bedroom. He opens the wardrobe door and sure enough, Uncle Ted is standing there naked.
"You prat, you blo*dy prat!" he screams. "How could you? There's my wife on the bed having a heart attack and all you can do is run around naked, playing hide and seek with the kids." :)
2007-02-07 11:29:13 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi fridgetyfingers i dont know whats wrong with some people ive been reading your jokes and i think there excellent you must have to be irish like us to have a sense of homour
2007-02-07 11:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by smiley 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well obviously Paddy has caught Uncle Ted cheating! Everyone knows that in hide and go seek with kids you can't hide where it is impossible for the other players to find you. Like on top of the house. A 5 year old can't open a wardrobe so that is against the rules! I do see that uncle Ted was kind enough to remove his clothing to make "Mom" more comfortable about her nakedness but, he is still cheating. He should call 911 for Mom and then politely ask Ted to play fair!
2007-02-07 11:38:49 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
in case you're in Australia, form interior the 1st 4 digits of your telephone sort at step a million. Then it works. that's an difficulty-free calculation made complicated: X - first 0.5 of your telephone sort Y - 2d 0.5 of your telephone sort X*(eighty+a million)*250=X*20250 X*20250+2*Y=2*(X*10,000+Y)+250 now subtract 250 and divide by 2 leaves you with X*10,000+Y that's your telephone sort To get the 1st 0.5 of your telephone sort to 'meet up' with the 2d section you will possibly desire to multiply it by 10,000 (shift it 4 decimal places to the left). clever nevertheless...
2016-09-28 13:59:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one fingers did the wardrope door close with the bone sticking out 10/10
2007-02-07 19:32:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didnt see that one coming , or, Uncle Ted for that matter.
2007-02-07 11:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paddy's not the sharpest tool in the tool box now is he.
2007-02-07 13:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That si a funny one
2007-02-07 11:32:16 · answer #7 · answered by kit_kat329 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-02-07 11:32:11 · answer #8 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
You're a funny lady
Keep 'em comin'
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-07 15:39:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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that was the funniest joke i have heard in a while.
10/10 & a star
2007-02-07 12:01:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋