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Two flees on a fanny. One is a burglar. One is a junkie.
How do you tell them apart?.........The burglar is hiding in the bush and the junkie is sniffing the crack!!!

2007-02-07 11:08:53 · 38 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

38 answers

Think i will be the junkie first, then if i get caught, i can hide in the bush.

2007-02-07 11:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

great tink bloody good laugh poopy vox why are you on jokes and riddles if you cant see the funny side of it 10/10

2007-02-07 19:41:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one

2007-02-07 11:15:59 · answer #3 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0 0

Excellent , as usual.

Where ya been the last few nights?

2007-02-07 17:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i thought the burglar had just got out of the nick........

2007-02-14 05:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by dave the rave 1 · 0 0

Hahahahahaha. Good one.

2007-02-07 21:19:46 · answer #6 · answered by partymad 2 · 0 0

One good scratch and both fleas knew their time was up.

2007-02-07 12:03:53 · answer #7 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0 0

Like it very funny

2007-02-08 03:44:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

eww thats a bit wierd

2007-02-07 21:21:50 · answer #9 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0 0

That's funny, lol. Ya it's a good one.

2007-02-07 12:59:28 · answer #10 · answered by wildthing365 2 · 0 0

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