Rodney walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two beers. One for me and one for my best buddy here." He then pulls a three-inch man from his pocket.
"Wow!" says the bartender. "You mean to say that little guy can drink a whole beer?"
"Sure," says Rodney, so the bartender pours a beer and the little guy drinks it all up.
"What else can he do?" says the bartender. "Can he walk?"
"Sure," says Rodney, and flicks a coin to the end of the bar. The little guy runs to the end of the bar, picks up the coin and runs back again.
"That's amazing," says the bartender. "What else can he do? "Does he talk?"
"Sure," says Rodney, turning to the little guy...
"Hey Dad, tell him about the time you were in Africa and you pis*ed off that witch doctor."
2007-02-07 10:53:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Iwas just about to go to bed when i read this joke its almost midnight, now i can`t stop laughing. 10/10
2007-02-07 11:06:59 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one fidgety.
Did you hear about this smartly dressed man whe entered this plush bar and took a seat.The bartender came over and asked:"What can I get you to drink sir?"
"Nothing,thank you," replied the man."I tried alcohol once but I didn't like it and I haven't tried it since."
The bartender was a little perplexed but being a friendly,out-going sort,he pulled out some cigarettes from his pocket,flipped the top of the pack and offered one to the man.But the man refused saying."I tried smoking once,didn't like it,and I have never smoked since .Look,actually I wouldn't be in here at all, except I'm waiting for my son."
To which the bartender said:" Your only child,I presume."
2007-02-07 23:05:24 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 11:41:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am sitting here laughing and farting at the same time watery eyes with the smell 10/10 fingers pull yourself together speedy
2007-02-07 22:43:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats awesome i luved it =] 11/10 keep the good jokes coming =]
2007-02-07 11:06:36 · answer #5 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! thats cute! 10/10!!
2007-02-07 10:56:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor little man...what was he doing in the guys pocket in the first place?
2007-02-07 11:00:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-07 15:31:48 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another funny one.
2007-02-07 18:33:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2007-02-07 17:36:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋