A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity will probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her backside instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a 'B' on each buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over and lifting her dress to expose the artwork.
"What do you think?" says the wife.
"Who the hell's Bob? asked the husband. :)
2007-02-07 10:46:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's me fidgety.I am Bob.I've always threatened to have two B's tatooed on my backside!
Oh God I've just exposed myself!!!!!
2007-02-07 11:26:41 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-02-07 11:30:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Velly funny..haha
2007-02-07 10:53:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-02-07 10:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That took me awhile to get it... but it was kinda funny
2007-02-07 10:50:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2007-02-07 10:50:28 · answer #6 · answered by Jen of Eve 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-07 15:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke i give 10/10
2007-02-07 10:50:33 · answer #8 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny it made me lose control of my "o".
2007-02-07 10:52:15 · answer #9 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good clean adault joke
2007-02-07 10:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by oldmanarnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋