Give me your best your momma joke or blond joke
Whoevers best gets the points
2007-02-07 10:09:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your momma is so fat, she has a kick start on her vibrator.
2007-02-07 16:20:10 · answer #1 · answered by Goofy Foot 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps into the air she gets stuck.
Yo momma so mean, she make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo momma so ugly, she make a clock run backwards.
Yo momma so big, when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
2007-02-10 15:35:34 · answer #2 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK i have heaps.
Yo mamma is so poor when i saw her kicking a can and asked what she was doing she said: Moving Houses.
Yo mamma is so poor when i went to her house and asked if i could use the toilet she said : Pick a corner,\.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so poor she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Blonde Joke:
A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!
She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"
The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"
2007-02-07 18:32:03 · answer #3 · answered by Bolly 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yo mama is like a TV set, even a 3 year old can turn her on.
Yo mamas so dumb she brought toilet paper to a Crap game.
When yo mama was born she was so ugly they had to tie a piece of meat around her neck so the dog would play with her.
Yo mama is so fat that when your dad wants sex he has to roll her in flour so he can find the wet spot.
2007-02-07 19:53:50 · answer #4 · answered by Ghostly Ghost! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo momma is so fat she can smell bacon in canada
yo momma is so fat she bleeds chicken juice!
yo momma is so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order
2007-02-11 17:22:07 · answer #5 · answered by Vikki[Rawhr] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your moms like a bowling ball, shes been fingered, thrown in the gutter and used over and over again
2007-02-07 18:27:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yo' mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Yo' mama so fat, she fell down and broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo' mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo' mama so fat, her belt size is equator.
Yo' mama so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo' mama so fat, she's got more chins that China town.
Yo' mama got so much celluite that when she runs it sounds like a whiffle ball.
Yo' mama so fat, she has her own zip code
2007-02-07 18:41:11 · answer #7 · answered by hhdfl h 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yo momma so blonde she writes "In" on her right hand, "out" on her left hand, and carries a card that says "How To Breath: Read Right hand, Read Left hand, read right hand, read left, repeat as needed."
2007-02-07 18:24:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
Your mama so f'ing stupid she got lost in seven-eleven and starved to death.
2007-02-07 18:56:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋